welcome to the show

i can teach you

t-teach me.. what??

I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive

turns out I simply cannot handle situations

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

it's NO-vember. Don't ask me for shit

I don’t take hints. Throw a rock at me

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Absolutely the frak not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.

… you know what, codicil accepted

hate being shy at my grown ass age