in recovery

real talk i do hope to make some phannie friends at tit amsterdam... i need this energy in my life

i just cannot believe phan daddy kink is real

for realsies i get that dnp want to be creatively fulfilled and have cool ideas. however i think i would genuinely prefer it if their tour was just them telling the audience stories for 2 hours

"wait lemme just google boob" "this is my laptop google boobs in your own time"

the way dan goes "i was put in the relatives room" and then IMMEDIATELY follows it up with "it's very traumatic to see your friend faint." they're sooooooooo. me and the bestie i will share the rest of my life with

girl not the diddies...

LOVED the new mukbang. unfortunately not gonna be my new comfort vid because it stressed me out too much

i'm imagining that they won't come onto the stage until the whole crowd starts chanting "shows us your tits"

there's something soooo. about the fact that dan only recently toured with wad but now he wants to do it again but with phil this time

ok fineeee new url