❛ — BLACK ME OUT! ❜

                                 ♛                       @varakaar.  accepting.

i went so long without anons why must you break my streak 

but, on a more serious note… i have visual problems? i needglasses to read text clearly more than, oh, about two - threefeet away. i can’t even read normal sized text on the desktopi’m currently using without my glasses on, and i’m seated rightin front of it. the distance between the screen and my face isprobably two feet, maybe a few inches less or more. 

i understand some themes and text choices can be difficultfor people with visual disabilities, including moi. that’s why imake all important text in my posts no smaller than one sizeunder the normal text, and have my blog set up on (what lookstoo me) like a fairly medium contrast color swatch. 

reblogging the post about tiny text was just a joke, as someonewho DOES have problems reading very small text myself. if i haveany specific followers who can’t read text on my theme, you can contact me off anon and tell me what changes would make my blogable for you to read. 

                                  ♛                         @mvrtyrd.  accepting.

          ❛        why do i get the feeling you’re about to suggest ME for the sacrifice? ❜  

          not that he can say that would be unjustified, considering… well, the obvious,          but still. he’d like to not be tied to a boulder and stabbed to death. his ideal          would be a lot faster than bleeding to death on a rock, really, but he supposes          he can’t be all that picky about it, either. 

Warning: Some sentences are rather violent. Trigger warnings apply.

• People in this town drive in a very counter-intuitive manner.

• Do you want to spend the weekend in jail? Because the rest of us want to check out my cousin’s country home.

• Society needs to crumble. We’re just all too chickenshit to let it.

• It was pioneer days. People had to make their own interrogation rooms.

• Their blind eyes see nothing of the horrors to come. They are the gods’ fools.

• Am I on speaker phone? That’s rude! I don’t know who’s in the room!

• What’s that in the lake right there? Right there, it looks just like… my girlfriend!

• More than anything, I just want this moment to end.

• Let’s get this party started!

• I dare you to make out with that moose over there.

• Uh, that makes what kind of sense?

• Seriously? Your cousin is into some weird shit.

• I’m drawing a line in the fucking sand here; do not read the Latin!

• You had “Zombies”. This is “Zombie redneck torture family”. They’re entirely different species. It’s like a difference between an elephant and an elephant and an elephant seal.

• I just want to see them fall on their asses for once.

• Can we not talk about people in pieces any more tonight?

• You’re not seeing what you don’t want to see.

• Poptarts? Did you say you have poptarts?

• Your basic human needs disgust me.

• He’s got a husband bulge!

• I’m on a reality TV show! …my parents are going to think I’m such a burnout.

• I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?

• They made us choose how we die.

• You’re seen horrible things. An Army of nightmares. But they are nothing to what came before.

• Please… kill him.

• A ritual sacrifice? Great! You tie somebody to a stone, you get a fancy dagger and a bunch of robes… it’s not that complicated!

• Me? “Virgin”?

• Maybe it’s time for a change.

• You can die with them, or you can die for them.

• Gosh, they’re both so enticing.

• I don’t think (name) even has a cousin.

• I’m so sorry I almost shot you.

• I’m sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.