Another Random Assortment of Sentence Starters
“Where are we going?!”
“Admit it, we’re lost.”
“Y-you shot me!”
“W-why…?”
“Please don’t drink that.”
“Uh, you’re not going to curse me, are you?”
“I think I’ve been cursed…”
“I don’t feel so good.”
“You’re going to drink yourself into an early grave, you know that?”
“Why does everyone think I’m the bad guy?”
“Its the hair, isn’t it?”
“Don’t shoot! I’m unarmed!”
“Ow! What was that for?!”
“It’s just a scratch.”
“Have you been feeding the neighborhood strays again?”
“Do you have a scrambler I can borrow?”
“Woah, has that always been there?”
“So, uh, I seemed to have developed magical powers overnight…?”
“Someone broke into my house last night!”
“Aren’t those my clothes?”
“I’d like my sweater back at some point.”
“Not that I’m complaining, but how did you get into my bedroom?”
“Do NOT put that on the kitchen table!”
“You don’t know where that has been!”
“I am starving!”
“What’d you do to get locked up as well?”
“I don’t think that’s supposed to be moving…”
“Stop flickering the lights- you’re not scaring anyone.”
“Um… that wasn’t me…”
“Do you want frozen pizza or ordered pizza tonight?”
“How do you even stand that?”
“Insult me one more time, and you’ll learn why no one fucks with me.”
“Hey, so, I found this wallet with your name in it…”
“Give that back!”
“You’re nothing more than a conniving little weasel.”
“Why don’t you fight someone your own size?”
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