a voice crying out in the wilderness

okay prequels edition. obi wan is gay with an exception for padme and they never fucked or talked about it but they both thought about it. padme had a lesbian experience with her handmaidens but thinks she outgrew it and would now just kiss her female friends at parties were anakin not too jealous for that. anakin is an ally but he gets a little homophobic when he's mad at obi wan

obi wan is in love with anakin but that goes without saying

Recently read an evil and fucked up story about evil and fucked up people doing evil and fucked up stuff and I glanced at the reviews and so many of them were negative reviews saying "this is evil and fucked up >:(" and I'm like. Why are you here.

apparently the big space worm han accidentally landed the millenium falcon in the mouth of 1) was so honored by their presence it started deliberately producing oxygen to welcome them, 2) listened in on their conversation and instantly became a hanleia truther and 3) cried itself to sleep when its new besties panicked and flew away

i don’t understand what this post is saying, why would i be leaving the theatre with uneaten turkeys. where did i get them from. what the fuck was i talking about.

you’re captured with the fate of an entire rebellion movement in your hands. your biological dad tortures you for information. your entire planet and family blow up. a close family friend is killed. and you’re nineteen and it’s been like. three days

what about sylvia plath's star wars

i just saw someone complaining that luke doesn't get the same amount of hate as anakin for killing people in the death star. what are we doing.

i do enjoy analizing luke's potential for violence and thinking about the toll that taking so many lives at nineteen years old after his entire family had just been killed must have taken on him. but thinking that resistance against fascism is as bad as child murder is just braindead both-sides-are-bad rethoric.

ppl will tag a post "do NOT tag as obikin!!!" and it will be of like, anakin and obi-wan kissing with tongue,

something about leia organa that is still revolutionary in 2025 is that her capability as a leader is never mocked, diminished, or somehow otherwise belittled because of her gender. the narrative and every character around her takes her role as a leader of the alliance completely seriously. no one has to make a qualifier that “she’s a strong leader But….” whereas many stories (including star wars stories!) feel the need to contextualize women leaders as “women in a man’s world” who have to constantly navigate patriarchy, rather than leaders who deal with complex problems and who make decisions that affect those around them. no one ever discounts leia because of her gender. she explodes onto the screen as a capable leader and no one questions it