The Secondary Character

Thank you, I was :D

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

booty shorts that say “i am indirectly responsible for verizon’s billion dollar loss” on the ass

that’ll learn ya

she was just thirsty :(

How bout’ y'all learn how to drive?

Black Ice don’t care how well you learned to drive.

Is this shit for real?  Somebody comes up with an innovative way to try and keep people from dying in car accidents, and some chud just HAS to crawl out of the woodwork to complain about it?

I read this as I listened and lemme tell you this was an Experience™

she’s trying (i’m she)