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" Who would want to marry that ditz... ? Ha ! "

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send โ๏ธ for our muses to have a rivalry
โHmph. Noxian daredevils with a flare...seen hundreds of youโ
" Oh , you haven't seen anything like me ~ "
"And yet I am still entirely unimpressed "
" Your tastes aren't quite refined enough, not yet~ don't worry. You'll get use to it. "
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send โ๏ธ for our muses to have a rivalry
โHmph. Noxian daredevils with a flare...seen hundreds of youโ
" Oh , you haven't seen anything like me ~ "
|| ๐ด๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐
Samira sings and plays rhythm guitar for the hit metal/rock band known as Infinity Edge, having met them after one of her own shows , the members include Talon, Kayn, Aphelios, and Sett.
When Samira sings for them, this is the result. Enjoy.

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โ Bloom, Darling~ โ
๐น || " Are you getting enough sun, Leblanc? You look alittle... pale~ "
ยฐโขโ SPACE GROOVE โยฐโข
|| After mulling it over and sulking for the past hour I've decided to add this to Samira's verses in the only way I can see it being relevant. As a partition to Odyssey AU.
REGARDLESS of how riot wants to squeeze this one into an AU format, Space Groove! is the name of a once hit popular Universal TV show that broadcasts on the Empire frequencies for all to watch. Samira was once the sexy-danger archetype antagonist , though this was her in her much younger days as a performer, and not a mercenary. (This will explain her lack of proper muscle/body shape.)
Samira later leaves the show after a few seasons and becomes a steel valkyrie, who goes rogue and now works with the Demaxian Hit Sqadron with the traitorous templar Aphelios and their fearless captain, Sett.
|| all the skins look fine
EXCEPT SAMIRA'S
i can't be the only one who thinks her face doesn't look right, her skin tone is 3 times lighter and her muscle is non existent like??? unacceptable , next.
Space Groove Blitzcrank, Samira, Nunu, Lux, Nasus, Rumble, Lulu & Lulu Prestige Editionย Splash Art!
fight : my muse stops your muse from getting into a physical fight with someone else.
๐น|| Drawing her tattooed arm across her lip, once to check for blood then patted twice for a certain degree of show, she stepped forward and drew her gun at her assailant, some drunk fool who dared lay a hand on her, pulling the gun up but finding her arm stopped by another's hand... her hand.
" Let me go so I can make a bloody mess of this inferior little-- "

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ย someย oneย wordย prompts .ย ย (ย ย sendย ย oneย ย ofย ย theย ย wordsย ย forย ย ourย ย musesย ย toย ย interactย ย basedย ย offย ย thatย ย wordย ย )
goodbye :ย myย museย kissingย and/orย huggingย yourย museย goodbye.
secrets :ย ย myย museย sharing/confidingย theirย deepest,ย darkestย secretย withย yourย muse.
nightmare :ย ย myย museย comingย toย yourย musesย aidย whenย theyย awakeย fromย aย nightmare.
push :ย ย myย museย pushingย yourย museย outย ofย theย wayย ofย danger.
embrace :ย ย myย museย abruptlyย throwingย theirย armsย aroundย yourย muse,ย huggingย themย tightly.
bloody :ย ย myย museย comingย toย yourย museย withย bloodย stainsย onย theirย clothesย andย hands,ย shaking.
drunk :ย ย myย museย takesย careย ofย yourย museย whileย theyย areย inย aย drunkenย state.
bed :ย ย myย museย wakesย upย inย theย sameย bedย asย yourย museย withย littleย recollectionย ofย theย nightย before.
slap :ย ย myย museย slapsย yourย museย acrossย theย faceย outย ofย anger.
gone :ย ย myย museย staysย byย yourย musesย sideย whileย theyย takeย theirย lastย breath.
scream :ย ย myย museย hearsย yourย museย screamย andย quicklyย runsย toย theirย side.
sleep :ย ย myย museย fallsย asleepย onย yourย muse,ย makingย itย hardย forย myย museย toย leave.
stalk :ย ย myย museย getsย caughtย byย yourย museย trailingย behindย them,ย watchingย them.
sacrifice :ย ย myย museย jumpsย inย frontย ofย yourย muse,ย sacrificingย theirย lifeย forย yourย musesย life.
trail :ย ย myย museย watchesย asย yourย museย tracesย oneย ofย myย musesย scares,ย askingย themย aboutย it.
love :ย ย myย museย confrontsย yourย museย aboutย whyย theyย neverย sayย โ iย loveย you โย back.
piggyback :ย ย myย museย jumpsย onย yourย musesย back,ย myย museย givesย yoursย aย piggybackย ride.
jump :ย ย myย museย runsย toย yourย museย andย jumpsย up,ย myย museย holdingย yoursย upย byย theirย thighs.
dance :ย ย myย museย holdsย theirย handย out,ย waitingย forย yourย museย toย comeย outย andย slowย danceย withย them.
carry :ย ย myย museย carriesย yourย museย toย theirย house,ย eitherย drunk,ย orย aย weakenedย state,ย canย specify.ย
lighter :ย ย myย museย pullsย outย aย lighterย andย lightsย itย forย yourย museย toย useย toย lightย theirย cigarette.
shot :ย ย myย museย getsย shotย andย strugglesย toย yourย musesย houseย forย aid.
wound :ย ย myย museย patchesย andย bandagesย aย woundย yourย museย hasย gotten.
fight :ย ย myย museย stopsย yourย museย fromย gettingย intoย aย physicalย fightย withย someoneย else.
arrest :ย ย yourย museย findsย myย museย arrestedย inย cuffsย withย swarmingย policeย everywhere.
hospital :ย ย myย museย awakensย inย aย hospital,ย findingย yourย museย byย theirย side,ย askingย whatย happened.
gun :ย myย museย pullsย outย aย gunย onย yourย muse,ย yourย museย triesย toย talkย themย intoย puttingย theย gunย down.ย
betrayal :ย myย museย findsย outย thatย yourย museย hasย betrayedย themย inย sameย wayย andย confrontsย themย aboutย it.
nude :ย myย museย walksย inย onย yourย museย accidentallyย seeingย themย naked.
karaokeย :ย myย museย pullsย yourย museย upย onย stageย withย themย toย singย someย karaokeย songs.ย
laughter :ย ย myย museย hearsย yourย museย laughingย uncontrollablyย andย approachesย toย seeย ifย theyย areย okay.
murder :ย ย myย museย walksย inย onย yourย museย committingย aย gruesomeย murder.
wet :ย ย myย museย stripsย downย toย theirย underย garmentsย andย runsย intoย theย water,ย motioningย forย yourย museย toย joinย them.
โiโm not the person i once was.โ
โ Oh little Red! Howโฆ sad, โ checking her gloved fingers for dust, she brushed the leather of onto her hip, before knuckles laid to rest at her peak. An unamused emerald stare caught her own, one side of her lip raised to such her tongue.
โ Tchโ youโll never be that person again, be thankful for my words, because they donโt often come for free, โ leaning to her other leg accented the shape of her hips alittle more, โ strive to be betterโฆ like me. Iโm better, โ he ego seeped through as it always often did, near darkest brown lips peaked the corners of her mouth.
She took a breath, anger making her pulse quicken. Could they not have one normal conversation? โAlright, fine, you win, I get worked up. Happy?โ She finished the last of her drink and the pleasant warmth of slight inebriation began to spread over her.ย
Reaching for the bottle, she found it sadly close to empty. โDamn. Split it?โ Sheโd hoped the gesture would cool things. She didnโt really want to be stuck in this endless cycle with Samira. In reality, deep down, Kat recognized she was an asset to the Empire. And she was better to work with than most of the partners she could be assigned. โWe should get out of here soon as well, a report will be expected of us.โย
Thr dreaded words finally airborne like the disease Samira so honestly avoided, her single eye rolling at the word report and folding her arms under her chest, โ buzzkillโ report ? When is it due by? I have an appointment to see my favorite pair of weaponsmiths. You should come, get the old daggers cleaned, โ with the tilt of her head and the sway of alcohol fueling her needy obsession to drag her along for her own entertainment was obvious.
โ pleaseโฆ? โ oh no, the classic Samira pout, lower lip ever so slight further than upper, accented emerald eye upwards as she tilted her head down and to the side.
โAbsolutely noโฆโ She cut herself off. What good would it really do to argue. When Samira was hellbent on something, dissuading her was rough work.ย
Kat knew she would be held responsible for the report and getting her companion to comply. With a less than steady hand she split the last of the liquor between.ย โHow about a deal?โย
It was expected that she would make at least a small effort to do this properly. But Samiraโs mercurial nature was known and High Command would understand if she were the only one they heard from.ย โIโll tag along, and then we will report as expected.โย
" Yes! " Samira cheered as if she had won the entire debate-- small steps to getting out of the dreared report she wanted nothing to do with... it was clear she had her ways, her palm returned to her face as she clears her throat from the outburst of excitement. She reaches forward to hold the assassin's hand, " deal, " she shakes on it, but keeps a pair of fingers crossed mentally.
"You seem fixated on my swords. Want to see how they really look? Trust me, the steel looks a lot better than the scabbards."
โ ๐ฐh โ โ
Her lips formed an unamused frown with arms crossed under her chest, tattoos displayed neatly along her abdomen as her head tilted, stanced in that typically bored gesture.
โ Ionian blades are soโฆ boring. They are thin, and fragile, somewhat like itโs people so I guess it works. โ
โI know, I know.โ Showing her that he was being careful, he took both hands with the blade to the sharpening wheel situated at the edge of the room. There he showed off his skill for the craft. The blade moved over the whetstone wheel, sparks flying over his skin. It only took a few minutes before Kengou turned back to Samira.ย โSee, sheโs just as good as you gave me. Just sharpened like new.โ
Samira took hold of Vanquish, the handle as she relaods the trigger system within the base of the blade, inspecting first the allignment, then the edge... so quickly she would spin the weapon around however, quick to stop a swing mere inches from his throat--
" Hm... it would seem so, no drag, no missing pieces... " she would admit to being impressed, but little impresses her nowadays, let alone did she have the ego to compliment another outloud.
SAMIRA.
โ Yes wellโ letโs say the sum of the currency being paid to ensure you stay alive well over weighs my personal opinion about this contract, โ she tapped her fingers across the table, gloved, clearly bored based on the tapping patternโฆ
โ Like me or not, which you clearly donโt, Iโm here to protect you, soโ โ she stood alittle, pointing to the womanโs chest, โ โ deal with it. โ
Now leaning back with her back resting on the seat, sheโd lightly cross her arms under her chest as she heard the other speak, not too trusting of her words quite yet โ she did not believe for a moment her moral code was that extensive.
โ Oh believe me I already am. Though frankly you wonโt need to do much. As you already said, my life is quite pathetic. โย she shot her a brief glare,ย โ So if this is it, I shall get going. โ
" Sure, just remember I have an eye on you, what your business is is now my business too, " she leaned back as a matched glare could be met from across the table, both women clearly did not like one another... of all the people she needed to protect.
" And try to carry a weapon for a change! Unarmed doesn't suit you! " she waved the barkeeper over to finally order her drink, letting A'ni leave.
โiโm not the person i once was.โ
โ Oh little Red! Howโฆ sad, โ checking her gloved fingers for dust, she brushed the leather of onto her hip, before knuckles laid to rest at her peak. An unamused emerald stare caught her own, one side of her lip raised to such her tongue.
โ Tchโ youโll never be that person again, be thankful for my words, because they donโt often come for free, โ leaning to her other leg accented the shape of her hips alittle more, โ strive to be betterโฆ like me. Iโm better, โ he ego seeped through as it always often did, near darkest brown lips peaked the corners of her mouth.
She took a breath, anger making her pulse quicken. Could they not have one normal conversation? โAlright, fine, you win, I get worked up. Happy?โ She finished the last of her drink and the pleasant warmth of slight inebriation began to spread over her.ย
Reaching for the bottle, she found it sadly close to empty. โDamn. Split it?โ Sheโd hoped the gesture would cool things. She didnโt really want to be stuck in this endless cycle with Samira. In reality, deep down, Kat recognized she was an asset to the Empire. And she was better to work with than most of the partners she could be assigned. โWe should get out of here soon as well, a report will be expected of us.โย
Thr dreaded words finally airborne like the disease Samira so honestly avoided, her single eye rolling at the word report and folding her arms under her chest, " buzzkill-- report ? When is it due by? I have an appointment to see my favorite pair of weaponsmiths. You should come, get the old daggers cleaned, " with the tilt of her head and the sway of alcohol fueling her needy obsession to drag her along for her own entertainment was obvious.
" please...? " oh no, the classic Samira pout, lower lip ever so slight further than upper, accented emerald eye upwards as she tilted her head down and to the side.

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"You seem fixated on my swords. Want to see how they really look? Trust me, the steel looks a lot better than the scabbards."
โ ๐ฐh โ โ
Her lips formed an unamused frown with arms crossed under her chest, tattoos displayed neatly along her abdomen as her head tilted, stanced in that typically bored gesture.
โ Ionian blades are soโฆ boring. They are thin, and fragile, somewhat like itโs people so I guess it works. โ
โEh,โ Kengou rolled his shoulders in a short shrug.ย โNot exactly a home. More of a place that I *found useful* when travelling. Itโs not much but Iโve made due. Plus it had some smithing gear in it so that works for me.โ He led her along the dusty road, all the while, keeping a hand on his sword hilts, not a sign of aggression towards her, but rather just to be prepared should something happen.
โ I cannot tell if thatโs brave or stupid, perhaps both , mm? Whatever I donโt care where you live, simply that you donโt ruin my weapon, โ she stated clearly once more, nothing needed to happen if he didnโt do anything he wasnโt supposed to.
โHaving a place I can pick up and leave from is good in my line of work. Makes things easier in the long run. Youโd be surprised how much merc work actually leads me out here.โ Kengou rolled his shoulder as they neared the ramshackle town.ย โTold you it wasnโt far.โ He said, gesturing to a small house. There wasnโt much to it aside from having a completed roof.
|| Albeit cozy, Samira found no such sympathy nor empathy for the man, not that she never had similar situations in life and loss, but simply because she left that simpler lifestyle behind her.
โ Yes, yes, and you also told me you wouldnโt ruin my Vanquish, so letโs keep that success ball rolling, โ she gestured little shoulder rise and falls, a sarcastic jig of sorts.
Her cheeky response went unanswered as Kengou moved about the small abode, settling his swords down near the door of the forge area and lighting up the furnace. Though that only served to light the room and what served to be Kengouโs main area to work, a pedal worked grinding stone.ย โAlright, letโs see your Vanquish.โ With an extended hand, Kengou waited for the weapon to be handed over, eyes locking with its owner.ย โJust going to sharpen her.โ
" Mhm-- " she so relunctantly handed over the blade, the trigger mechanism unloaded to ensure he didn't accidently activate it and kill himself, then she laid an arm across the handle of Thorn, eye forwards with a deadpanned expression, " remember, I have two other weapons in case you ruin this one. " It was a threat, plain and simple, should he get nervous it would mean bad news for him.
@blade-of-noxus you inspire me that this is canon thanks