Hello, and welcome to my silly blog. This is a alt blog that will be strictly for my Disney/ Disney Villain related content: fanart, rambles, au's, fanfiction, etc etc. As for what to call me, just refer to me as CC, Crook, or Whackzy. (Main Acc: @whackzy )
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I don't know why but I always headcanoned that Hook is a fantastic singer. And I don't mean in the new age vocals or Disney musical way. I mean in the old school, opera belting way.
My boy James can hit those opera high notes like it's nothing more than eating breakfast in the morning. The long notes that takes the wind out of most? That's light work to my homie. But it was funny when the others found he he COULD sing like that.
They probably thought he could only sing sea shanties. So when they asked him to play that dumb "sing the song" game where you have to guess what it is, they didn't expect him to know any classic Opera songs. Let alone nail them like it was nothing. Bro was casually tapping his fingers to the beat while everyone else is shooketh.
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So... I have this silly headcanon for Jafar. And it's like, WAY BEFORE he and Hook got together...
Jafar and the Evil Queen had a lavender marriage because they both were under the assumption that society would fucking deck them if they were queer. However, they were both severely unhappy and that made the Evil Queen act abusive; more emotionally than physically.
Lots of screaming matches, shit thrown around, accusations tossed over and over. Y'know, that type of stuff. Eventually Jafar broke and just up and left. They got divorced about month later. </3
So, because someone asked what these AU's are about, I figured I might as well explain them a tad. (Note, they were all originally seperate AU's but the first one is kind of a combination or series-of-events more than anything.)
TW: Mentions of suicide, Mental Health issues, etc (Also it's really freaking long)
Design #1: In short, this is kind of a Retirement/Redemption Arc.
"Never Again Neverland" is an AU where Hook just kind of- quit? Yeah, one too many times contemplating suicide does that to a person. He was so physically, emotionally, and mentally done that he just up and left. Not to mention he got his mental health in order and is taking prescriptions for Depression and Psychosis.
As for "Out-Of-Business", thats an AU where EVERYONE retired/quit. Of course not at once; but periodically one or two would leave the villain scene to pursue life's other; and far more simple, pleasures. A lot of villains chose to live life alone but a few got together, married, had some kids, blah blah blah.
Then we have the Disney Highschool AU... Yeah, this one is kinda self explanatory. Now this one doesn't FOCUS on Hook or the villains persay. This AU focuses mainly on their children (fan kids I made) and their High School experience.
[Funny little note I wanted to add. I made the Disney Highschool AU out of spite because I PERSONALLY didn't like how Disney made/wrote the children of villains or heroes in Descendants... The first 3 movies where still fire tho.]
Design #2: Now, this one isn't for the same whole collective AU. The AU's just have vastly similar designs so I figured his base would just be the same.
"City of Nahda: Jafar's Reign," is actually my one (and only) Jafar centered AU. As for Hook's part in it; he's been searching for Jafar for the last 20 years. Yeah, Jafar was announced head after his last tussle with Aladdin and a little someone was stubborn and didn't want to believe it so he went on a wild goose chase. He did eventually find him and ended up staying with him but the trip was... A lot. Especially since ehe had nothing to go off of.
Now "Soul Survivor" is based of the bold assumption that most CLASSIC Disney villains were either incarceration, banished, or killed but Hook. Sure, at the end of Return to Neverland he was chased off by the octopus; but he was never officially banished or anything. So, as the same states, he's the only survivor and is now on a revenge/killing spree. Very fun.
Design #3: Now to the last one! ... Yeah, there's nothing special. It's literally just Disney but slap RPG into it. That's all it is. Sorry to disappoint.
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I'm bored and wanted to post something Jafar and Hook related so... (This is a long one boys)
The Lovelife Timeline
The Start: Not much is happening when they first met. They mostly just saw the other as pathetic or weaker for varying reasons. Plus, Hook being a pirate and Jafar being a sorcerer/ex-royalty isn't exactly the best starting grounds. The tension and distrust was incredibly high.
The Interest (and friendship): They slowly started to find this odd interest in one another. They didn't know what it was at the time so they assumed it was nothing more than a friendly connection. Their conversations because more light and genuine as they began to understand and listen to one another. Both fascinated in how they're so similar but live vastly different lives.
The Dating: After growing closer and the feelings of interest only getting stronger, they finally grew a pair and decided to give dating a try. It was rough at first. Jafar was more demanding than Hook expected and Hook was gone too much and too long for Jafar's liking. But, surprisingly, they were good at communicating such problems and eventually found a happy medium.
The Marriage: After about 2 years and a comfortable arrangement, they figured they might as well get married. Hook proposed (of course) and Jafar was over the moon. It wasn't anything flashy, just a small venue with friends and family (if any where alive). Sure, it wasn't the grandest of things, but it was a beautiful moment. Their moment.
The Baby: Two years into their lovely marriage, they adopted a healthy baby girl named Nezha. Hook was reluctant at first about the change but he grew attached to the little girl fast. Jafar was also very attached and loved and spoiled her to bits. By now, the two have retired from the whole villain thing and moved on. Jafar chilled out and Hook got sober.
The Second Child: 5 content peaceful years apparently was enough for them. They wanted to add someone else to their family and Nezha has been asking for a sister since she was 2. So, adoption number 2 came around. That's when they got Jackie. She was the typical emo kid, bounced around homes, never felt safe anywhere, had a harsh life until now (she's 5). But they didn't want her any less than the other "completely normal" kids.
The Vow Renewal (and sobriety celebration): A year after that Hook and Jafar decided to have a redo of their vows (and celebrate Hook being 6 years sober). Mostly because when they initially did them they weren't as sincere or heartwarming. They were originally very standard and uniform, felt too corporate y'know? But now they got to do it again, writting down brand new vows and making them mean something. (Hook has also been learning to speak Arabic in secret for the last 3 years and gave his renewed vows IN Arabic; which resulted in Jafar sobbing)
Well, that's all I have for you freaks right now. Stay slaying and awesome! <3
