☆THE CIRCUS☆

Can we see more odysseus reacting to telemarketing? I love your drawings!!

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Jason: *loses in a game against bruce*

Bruce, patting his back: it’s alright son, let’s play again

Dick: *loses in a game against bruce*

Bruce: that’s for calling me old

Dick, screaming at Bruce: HOW COULD YOU?!

Duke, new to the fam, very concerned: what’s happening?

Tim: you don’t wanna know

Duke, nervous: …is it something really bad?

Tim, gravely: yes

Dick, shaking Bruce: HOW COULD YOU?! HOW COULD YOU DRINK MY SMOOTHIE?!

Duke:

Alfred: *pointedly looking at the broken window*

Bruce: dick did it

Dick, in space, on call with Alfred: i wasn’t even anywhere NEAR there

Cass: fuck!

Bruce: language

Steph: let my girl say fuck

Bruce: language.

TV playing in the background: ..nd SCORE! unfortunately, the Gotham Guardsmen have lost to Metropolis Metros once m—

Dick, from the couch: motherfUCKER

Bruce, angrily: metropolis BASTARDS

Cass:

Cass: not fair >:[

In a restaurant

Barbara: dick can you pass me the salt

Dick, with headphones on, not hearing her:

Barbara: dick? dick. dick!

Bruce: ill get it

Bruce: *reaches for the salt near dick’s plate*

Dick: *suddenly has his arms around his food, his fork clattering to the ground, their drinks spilling everywhere*

Bruce:

Dick:

Barbara:

Dick: ...in my defense these are some real good nachos

Dick: *waltzes inside bruce’s room, not saying anything*

Bruce: ...?

Dick: *looks at the pictures on the walls*

Bruce: can i help you??

Dick: *checks himself out in the mirror*

Bruce: please do that in your own room

Dick: *turns on the lights and rummages in the drawers*

Bruce: i already ate all the snacks there

Dick: *leaves* *doesn’t close the door*

Bruce:

Damian, also in the room:

No matter what it is, Bruce has done worse. You think Alfred lost his hair die to age? No, he lost it bc Bruce has burned down the garden shed when he was seven and it escalated from then on.

The funny thing is none of the kids KNEW about the stuff Bruce used to do and their minds will definitely implode upon learning.

One of the kids comes back with some stupid tattoo? Bruce will probably lecture them on recognizable features and recommend them a tattoo removal service. No word shed about not being stupid and getting the tattoo in the first place.

Kid runs away? Bruce is pretty chill with that... probably already figured where they are but he left the US to train at like, 14. So he can't judge.

I can even think of examples where the Batkids just do wild shit and Bruce is either just as wild or not far behind:

“Do you want to make a stop for Batburger?”