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Words: 4343 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Between Episodes 1 & 2, Post-Welcome to the End Times, Canon Compliant, Episode: s01e01 In the Beginning, Episode: s01e02 The Book, Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens), Anal Sex, Hurt, Discord: O Lord Heal This Server, Aziraphale’s Bookshop (Good Omens), Tender Crowley (Good Omens), Worried Aziraphale (Good Omens), Hurt With Hope, Tender Sex, Anal Fingering, Oral Sex, First Time, Love Confessions, Forbidden Love, Canon Compliant Angst Summary:

“We just have three days now,” the final word leaving him with a pitiful sound that made his friend turn round again to look in his eyes. “I can’t imagine a way round it. Can’t think of anything. You’ll never talk to me again.” Crowley’s voice caught in his throat. “’ll never hear your voice again.”

He reached out his hand and rested it lightly against Aziraphale’s cheek, brushing it with his thumb lighter than a feather. His skin was a smooth velvet like he’d always imagined it would be.

“‘S not about the plan anymore, Angel! It’s about the time we have left. I can’t– I just can’t-” He leaned to chase and catch the angel’s bounding gaze, bringing it back around to him. “Without you, I’ll never belong again.” He leaned in slowly. When their lips brushed slightly, he paused, feeling his friend’s breath on him, warm and quick. Would this small moment carry him through an eternity in Hell? He pressed their lips together and couldn’t keep a slight whimper from the back of his throat.

Words: 2,764 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Curses, Wings, Blanket Permission, Fluff and Angst, Fluff, Pining, Fallen Angel Aziraphale (Good Omens), but not really, Post-Apocalypse, Podfic Available Summary:

Prompted by this post: Not to be sad on main but… consider this: Heaven is not happy about the whole Angel And A Demon deal, so they pull some “A Thousand Words” shit where if Aziraphale sees or tries to communicate in any way with Crowley he loses one of his feathers until he Falls, hoping that’ll keep them apart.

Words: 1209 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Post-Scene: The Ritz (Good Omens), Love Confessions, Aziraphale/Crowley First Kiss (Good Omens), Fluff, References to Shakespeare, Songfic Summary:

After Crowley drops him off That Afternoon, Aziraphale makes it about two steps into the bookshop, the door having softly swung shut behind him, when it hits him like a freight train, like a meteor, like a champion boxer square across the jaw.

Chapters: 3/3 Words: 6,781 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley/his pillow Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Stupid Love, Fluff, Fluffy Angst, is it even a thing?, Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens), Idiots in Love, First Kiss, Love, Love Confessions, Happy Ending, Humor, Bad Jokes, POV Crowley (Good Omens), Getting Together, Post-Canon, Romance, Soft Crowley (Good Omens), Pining, Brave Aziraphale (Good Omens), -Ish, Protective Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley protects Aziraphale from Crowley, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), and the feeling is Mutual, Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley messes up, Misunderstandings, Aziraphale’s Bookshop (Good Omens), Crowley’s Flat (Good Omens), Crowley loves his pillow, Crowley gets sick, no he doesn’t, Blame God if you fail, How do people love?, Flowers, Chocolates, Metaphors, Literature, kissy kissy, Jealous Crowley (Good Omens) Summary:

When Crowley wants to win Aziraphale’s heart, he turns to Google for help and finds some tips how to engage with someone romantically. He follows them step by step. __________________________________________________________________________

Chapters: 3/3 Words: 12,983 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Hastur (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Hurt Aziraphale (Good Omens), Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Blood and Injury, Panicking Crowley, Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Protective Crowley (Good Omens), BAMF Aziraphale (Good Omens), Caring Crowley (Good Omens), Demonic Traps, Maggots, Not Really Character Death, Happy Ending, Scared Crowley (Good Omens), Discorporation (Good Omens), Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens), Hugs, Soft Crowley (Good Omens), Humour, Humor, Angst and Humor, Bickering, Old Married Couple, Crowley Despairing, Crowley to the Rescue (Good Omens), Sort Of, Aziraphale’s Woeful Attempt At Acting, Restraints, Affectionate Insults, Whump, Aziraphale Whump (Good Omens), It Was The Choux Pastry’s Fault, Knife Wounds, Crowley Angst (Good Omens), Traumatized Crowley (Good Omens), Idiots in Love, First Kiss, Aziraphale is a Little Shit (Good Omens), Hurt Crowley (Good Omens), Protective Aziraphale (Good Omens) Series: Part 6 of Hurt!Aziraphale Stories Summary:

Aziraphale finds himself unwittingly ensnared in a demonic trap.

Unfortunately for a panicking Crowley, there’s only one way to get the angel out of it.

Words: 4,282 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Wing Kink, Wingfic, Wings, True Forms, Touching, Touch-Starved, Massage, Fluff and Smut, Minor Angst, Mild Sexual Content, Mild Smut, Asexual Character, Aromantic Character, mild d/s tones, Consent, Communication, Tenderness, I don’t know how to tag this ok so I’m hoping that’s enough, That was not enough tags, Intense intimacy, Like reconsider reading this in public levels of intimacy apparently, Platonic Relationships, apparently I also need to add, Frottage Summary:

Chapters: 1/1 Words: 5,985 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Weddings, Jealousy, Semi-Public Sex, Blow Jobs, Rimming, Anal Sex, Dirty Talk, Porn with Feelings, Service Top Aziraphale (Good Omens), Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Jealous Aziraphale (Good Omens), to steal tags from one of my favorite people…, talking is for chumps, we fuck through our feelings, Established Relationship, Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens) Summary:

Chapters: 1/1 Words: 2,309 Fandom: Good Omens (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Soft Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Touchy-Feely, Nudity, Naked Cuddling, Headcanon, Touching, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Fluff without Plot, Angels and Demons Have No Genitalia Summary:

Chapters: 1/1 Words: 3,500 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Good Omens AU, First Impressions, First Kiss, Love at First Sight, Genderfluid Crowley (Good Omens), Happy Ending, One Shot, Fluff, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Temporary Amnesia, Heaven is Terrible (Good Omens) Summary:

Chapters: 1/1 Words: 5,507 Fandom: Good Omens (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Wingfic, Wings, Angel Wings, Angel/Demon Relationship, Wing Grooming, Bathing/Washing, Cuddling & Snuggling, Asexual Character, Asexuality, Asexual Relationship, Snake Crowley (Good Omens), shedding skin, Love Confessions, Trust, Non-Sexual Intimacy Summary:

Crowley had, in the six thousand years Aziraphale had known him, shed his skin exactly twice that Aziraphale knew of. Both times he had disappeared without a trace, having retreated somewhere very safe and very, very unknown to hide while he was so vulnerable, and Aziraphale had never thought to ask beyond that information. Everyone was, he had supposed at the time, entitled to their secrets.

Chapters: 1/1 Words: 4,631 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Bodyswap, Post-Aziraphale and Crowley’s Bodyswap (Good Omens), Making an Effort (Good Omens), First Kiss, First Time, Post-Canon, Oral Sex, Rimming, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens), Aziraphale and Crowley’s Bodyswap (Good Omens), Bad Jokes, Aziraphale’s Bookshop (Good Omens), Couch Sex, That couch that they have sex on in every fic Summary:

“After Crowley (as Aziraphale) left to check on the bookshop, Aziraphale practiced slouching and slithering around Crowley’s flat hips first. It was surprisingly easy to do in Crowley’s slinky, sinuous body, but moving like that in Crowley’s customary skin tight trousers made the extra bits he was currently packing hard to ignore. Did Crowley feel this sexy all the time? Certainly one must get used to the sensation after a while, he reasoned. Unfortunately, every time he caught a glimpse of himself on a reflective surface as he traipsed around, he found the strange combination of inner sensuality, arousal, and outward longing only increased.”

Chapters: 1/1 Words: 1,223 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens) Additional Tags: ButterOmens, Established Relationship, South Downs Cottage (Good Omens), Sexual Relationship, Normally I write stuff that might or might not be asexual depending on your reading, Not this time guys, Remix and Fics Inspired By are Welcome, In fact that’s why I posted this in the first place, In the hopes that someone would remix it, Possibly someone who is more experienced with NSFW content, This is something of a first for me Summary:

Aziraphale can sense love, including being able to taste the love of cooking in his food. Crowley can sense want, and wishes he knows what Aziraphale is tasting when he tastes love. Aziraphale has an idea.

This story is written for the ButterOmens event on tumblr. It’s similar to a “draw this in your style” chain, but with multimedia. So, the basic idea is, if you find this interesting, please feel free to remix it or extend it or whatever you want to do with it.

Words: 18,685 Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Pining, Mutual Pining, First Kiss, Holidays, Fluff, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Post-Apocalypse, Light Angst, Mistletoe Summary:

Crowley and Aziraphale are both gunning for a kiss under the mistletoe, and it wouldn’t do at all to cheat their way into it.

Crowley cocked his head. “What in Satan’s name are you doing?”

“Mending a book,” Aziraphale said, his tone going firm. “It requires patience and focus and not being interrupted.”

“Why not just, y’know…?” Crowley held up his hand and pantomimed a snap. “Good as new, none of this faffing about.”

Words: 4,792 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Original Characters - Relationship Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Grigori - Character, Original Characters Additional Tags: POV Outsider, First Kiss, Mutual Pining, Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Idiots in Love, Light Angst, POV Original Character, Love Confessions, Humor, Fluff, Heaven is Terrible (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens) Summary:

Crowley and Aziraphale find they have an unlikely ally in Heaven. Or, The trials and tribulations of Grigori, the clerk assigned to process the Earth Observation files.

Words: 7,033 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley Characters: Aziraphale, Crowley Additional Tags: Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Post-Armageddon, True Forms, Insecurity, Anxiety, Crowley’s Anxiety Has Him Sweatin Like A Sinner In Church, Aziraphale Soothes and Protects, Long-Term Nuclear Waste Site Warning Messages As A Metaphor For Love, I Wrote This For My Anxiety But You Can Read It Too, Explicit Sexual Content, Porn with a little bit of Plot Summary:

He knows Aziraphale wonders about it, sometimes. The snake.

Crowley’s always careful with it. He’s always careful to make it seem like it should be impressive, to posture and pose and tease; or else he’s careful to make it seem like a joke, to fill it to the brim with bravado and confidence until it’s practically sour on his own tongue, laughing and showing off.

Words: 8,048 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Wing Grooming, Wingfic, Wings, Mutual Pining, Asexual Character, Asexual Relationship, Wing Oil, 5+1 Things, 5 Times, Fluff and Angst, Happy Ending, Confessions, Love Confessions Summary:

Words: 5,079 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Angst, Pain, physical threats, And then it turns to fluff, Angst and Fluff, they’re in love, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), So much kissing, No beta we fall like Crowley, Sauntering Vaguely Grammarish, Pining and kissing through the years, time jumps, Angst with a Happy Ending, Physical Pain, Branding Summary:

“Crowley stared at the brand in the demon’s hand. His eyes taking in the sigil on it that would forever mark him as a traitor. Outcast. Not fit for Heaven, but also not fit for Hell. The demon would drag him back down to Hell and explain to the rest why he’d been branded and that would be that. He had all the evidence he needed.

And all it had taken had been a casual thank you of a friend.”

Crowley is captured by a demon in 1793. Aziraphale comes to the rescue, but what does it mean for their relationship?