Pudding does not wish to be seen but wishes to remain warm

the way she talks like this is a childrens book is kinda giving me life

@boodraws

Ah yes...the everyday life of a froggy

there is definitely such a thing as pronouncing a foreign word/name Excessively correctly

if you’re in the middle of saying a regular degular sentence in english and you start rolling Rs and shit when you get to the name of a foreign person place or thing, you need to dial it back by like at least 30%

when hozier said “if i was born as a blackthorn tree, i’d want to be felled by you, held by you, fuel the pyre of your enemies” have you EVER heard something so intensely romantic bro, like he really channeled some dying victorian poet shit there huh

Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

every time one of you gay people reblog this i have to think about it for the next two weeks

where is his shirt and pants

Casual Friday

Hello from the

imagine you’re on a road trip with the love of your life and your boyfriend like, insists you pick up this fucked up little hitchhiker who’s like 4 feet tall and looks like he’s literally about to die, then you hear the hitchhiker conspiring to KILL you and your boyfriend and steal your shit, so you tell your boyfriend and he’s like “oh no he’s harmless you’re lying” and basically this fucked up danny devito sized slimeball breaks up your relationship and your boyfriend leaves you on the side of the road!! that’s what happened to samwise gamgee.

I love how Gordon just sits there and accepts that he fell for it.

Lol. Even he can have a sense of humor lol

There is absolutely no possible way to guess where this is leading to.

This is the last thing you see before they write a sea shanty about you