Soph

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

i can’t flirt i just stare at you in group conversations and act super interested in everything you say

that one femme with nerdy interests who is also willing to learn about your nerdy interests will save you btw

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

boys night goes on :) cant wait to see my sweet almost stepson Brutus, he's grown up so much recently

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

Born to be a princess stuck in a tower waiting for a sweet (lesbian) knight to save them, forced to work :/