If your “body positivity” only includes curvy white girls with flat tummies I want nothing to do with it or you.

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

Holy fuck this messed me up

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands