love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

you ever find a piece of clothing and feel like you just stumbled upon an essential bit of your character design

unstoppable force (wanting to be the kindest version of myself) vs immovable object (all the anger and hatred I have inside myself)

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

oof! ouch! hang on there's something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole

Jennifer Coolidge is the only person alive who could believably play a live action miss piggy, in this essay i will