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Sad hats make me sad. The Man With the Hat deserves better than this.
Submit a sad hat here
find Good Hat resources here

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This is a sad hat.
This is a sad hat courtesy of Lucas Arts (Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine).
This is a sad hat.
This is a sad hat courtesy of Lucasarts' marketing department.
So, in your own words:
This is a... dubious hat.
This is a dubious-looking hat courtesy of Marvel Comics:
Honestly? I think it's an actual Indy hat, just terrible photoshop processing.
This is a sad hat.
This is a sad hat courtesy of Looney Tunes.

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this is a sad hat.
this is a sad hat courtesy of DuckDuckGo
but oh my god. the bowtie
This is a sad hat.
This is a sad hat from the Colorado Belle Casino in Laughlin, Nevada
This is a sad hat.
This is a sad hat courtesy of Epic Eats at Walt Disney World Hollywood Studios.
This is a sad hat.
This is a sad hat courtesy of the San Francisco Giants.
Joc Pederson? You couldn't do Jock Lindsey?
As baseball season winds up, I found a few more.
Chicago White Sox's fedora seems a little better:
BUT WAIT! Another, even less sad-hat contender steps up to the plate!
This is a less-sad hat courtesy of, also, the San Francisco Giants.
Incredible. And better than how the real thing turned out.
Or maybe not.
This is a sad hat.
This is a sad hat from Wild Hats, who should know better.

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This is a sad hat.
This is a sad hat from Vinylluxe.
Just all around weird graphics choices altogether. But you know what else?
It's also backwards.
This is a sad hat.
This is a sad hat courtesy of ILM.
This hat is... technically correct.
This is a technically correct hat courtesy of Sega Genesis Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
However maybe we leave it to the photograph for this one, hm?
This is a sad hat.
This is a sad hat courtesy of... uh...
Oh no.
It's the real deal
Oh, okay. So it was... reblocked like this, or?
Oh, I see. Truly this is a Sad Hat.
good lord. why
This is a sad hat.
This is a sad hat courtesy of... uh...
Oh no.
It's the real deal
Oh, okay. So it was... reblocked like this, or?
Oh, I see. Truly this is a Sad Hat.

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Now, you may be thinking, "why are there so many Indiana Jones baseball player bobbleheads in the world", and frankly, I am right there with you.
But we're not done.
Just as a little cherry on top (this isn't a hat post), apparently Topps (unless... hats... top... Topps?) put out a "throwback" series of cards with several historic baseball players... on the 1981 Raiders trading cards layout.
Who knows...
In a thousand years, even these may be worth something.
So like, did I miss all the happening back in 2023 when the last movie came out or did Lucasfilm realize almost two years later that a short lived third action figure line and an even shorter lived second LEGO line was proportionally less licensed merchandise to generate income from than what they had 44 years ago for Raiders of the Lost Ark, let alone everything 17 years ago for KotCS and decide to scramble to get more money?
Yeah, I think all of these promos happened back in 2023! Although I only saw one, sort of, in passing at the time. I don't follow sports enough to know all the details but apparently Lucasfilm regularly does baseball crossover promotions and they are reportedly very popular. As for the Topps card I assume it's an attempt at self-cross-promotion with their existing licensing tie-ins.
Now, you may be thinking, "why are there so many Indiana Jones baseball player bobbleheads in the world", and frankly, I am right there with you.
But we're not done.
Just as a little cherry on top (this isn't a hat post), apparently Topps (unless... hats... top... Topps?) put out a "throwback" series of cards with several historic baseball players... on the 1981 Raiders trading cards layout.
Who knows...
In a thousand years, even these may be worth something.