What Would Slytherin Do?

Legolas: The wind whispers and the leaves tell me that our hunt is near.

Y/n: Why are you always bullying me? Do you hate me?

Snape: What? No, I’m flirting with you.

Y/n:

Snape:

Severus: ...

Minerva: Come on, today is your birthday!

Snape: I didn't like any of my teachers and I did fine

McGonagall:

Sprout:

Flitwick:

Sirius: You think I’m pretty?

Death Eater: It’s an INSULT, idiot.

Sirius: You think being pretty is an insult? Oh honey, who hurt you?

…An hour later…

Death Eater, crying: And then my father threw out all my dolls-

Scorpius: Grandmother, Grandfather... I'm gay for a Potter.

Lucius:

Narcissa:

Lucius: Well at least we know for sure that you're Draco's son.

Draco:

Sirius: yeah, maybe he’s homophobic.

James: but we aren’t gay, Sirius.

ron: people who sleep WITH socks are not to be trusted

harry: people who sleep are weird

voldemort: i thought i was your archenemy?

Or I think about Harry going from Dudley's hand-me-downs, impersonal and ill-fitting, to being gifted a homemade sweater by his best friend's mother with the first letter of his name sewn on it.

Or I think about Harry going from sleeping in a cold, dusty cupboard, isolated and alone, to spending his summers at the Burrow, warmed by heating charms and lit fireplaces, so on top of each other that no matter how far apart they fall asleep, he still wakes up with Ron's foot touching his leg.

mcgonagall: this is hermione, she’s a smarter than all of you combined