I Need Help

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[ID: meme of Eva Stratt with a tumblr screenshot speech bubble that reads, "Im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams." end ID.]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

I don’t hate rocky x grace because they’re two different species, I don’t hate rocky x grace because rocky is like grace’s dog (he’s not), I don’t hate bloodymary because they’re from 2 different movies and the plot just doesn’t fit together, I HATE THEM BECAUSE THE REASON I LIKED PHM IS BECAUSE ITS NOT REVOLVING AROUND ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS AND INSTEAD FOCUSED ON PLATONIC LOVE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND LOVE FOR THE EARTH!!!!!

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

dont mind me just thinking about the possibility of carl being the one to pack graces stuff for him both times. san fran and baikonur. once a stranger and once a friend. twice an order, carried out without consent, always a job. how did he choose what to collect? was it easier or harder the second time? did grace get a say at all, was there a list? did he leave the apartment upturned, wardrobe and bathroom cabinet raided. did he take a passing glance at the bills and coupons on the countertop, did he note the absence of picture frames. was there a sense of déjà vu, the second time? did he understand graces habits well enough to know where he would find everything? did he linger at all. did he keep something, just the smallest trinket. anything. or would that upset his enduring professionalism. is an invasion of privacy an act of care? does it matter how carefully he folded and tucked everything away, does it matter if the violation is gentle? does it matter if grace will never know and this is all there will ever be?

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

If you do not reblog this you are in fact lying.

…..so….so so many….

oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon

OP you're wrong. Duck, duck is the most perfect name for a goose, ever.

Official ornithology post

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

I'm so sorry to all the moots I have whose feeds are being flooded with man failure scientist space guy and his vastly intelligent geodude