bringing it back happy may 1st everyone

Hello little snake, I've come to enjoy your squirming

*slithering

Horny Freak

I study reptiles for a living. Get your head out of the gutters.

Horny Freak Nerd

just a gentle reminder that nipples usually look different from eachother and there's nothing wrong with you at all, please live your life joyously

ah. classic case of hulk milkers. many such cases

ah.

bro caught the spinach tits 😔

ah. 😔

the green gobnip

Unmake him

remake him in green

🥶

adult mantids have wings, so that looks like a young mantis just simply eating another mantis. they're cannibalistic and will eat each other even without mating being involved. also, judging by the number of segments on its abdomen, it seems to be a male!

don’t apologize for nerding out!!!! I know little about bugs and insects so the information is greatly appreciated!! and slightly terrifying that it’s gonna grow wings if it gets to that stage 🥹

no trees or branches or tree seeds or tree branch seeds are allowed past the outer gate. Any arboreal goods must be set aflame in the fields. This is because trees have been made illegal. In the city of legal things only

do you have any paper so i can write this law down?

happy may everyone 🙂

every may 1st I get a few more notes on this post. soon I’ll be unstoppable…

happy may everyone 🙂

No offense to gamers but FUCK MARIO

He’s not even a real plumber.

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Too Far

luigi is better anyway

Sometimes you need to go to the dirtiest mcdonalds restaurant in your area for that danger ambiance.

your blog

I consider my blog a relaxing place

I do not consider your blog a relaxing place

This is about ME

since when is it about you

if you smell fart ass but nobody is around.. then you’re smelling yourself

can’t jinx it