incorrect kpop quotes

woojin: you've punched changbin three times and tried to get in a fist fight with seungmin.

changbin: what?

felix: we're doing that thing that couples do and wearing matching clothes-

san: if i was sick, could i do this-

seonghwa:

seonghwa: what are you doing?

san: cartwheels, am i not doing them?

customer: i'll have a dry martini.

everyone:

yohan: everyone's bones are wet.

wooseok: why would you say that?

changbin: how have you survived this long?

jaehyun: dude you can't sleep in here.

changgu: omg are you okay?

jackson: i snuck some snacks.

mark, opening his jacket: yeah me too, i brought some chips-

hyunjin, on the phone: just talking to a friend.

woojin: oh ok.

wooseok: huh okay...

*later that night*

mark: no.

johnny: if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.

mark: oh. well, have you heard of cole's law?

johnny: no, what is it?

mark: *does finger guns*

youngjae: that's... not really an answer-

felix: his name was jared, he's nineteen.

jeongin: when his parents built a very strange machine.

hyunjin: watch the scene dig the dancing queen.

jisung: aaaay macarena.