bastard

Hmm

I just watched The Blob for the first time and not to spoil it but cold is the only way to stop it so they ship it to the arctic. And these old B movies get a lot of flack for not actually being scary but the last line of the film was that the blob can’t be killed but at least it’s stopped “so long as the arctic stays frozen” and lemme tell you that is THE most terrifying line a viewer in 2018 could hear.

anyway i have a pitch for The Blob 2

like this post and I will instantly teleport to your home and gobble up your shower curtain

My shower curtain is glass

well crunchity munchity then, you think that will stop me?

i feel like eric andres desk

Epic gamer moment

What movie is this?!?!