If I had a nickel for every mentally ill poor little meow meow classic Avengers character my favorite ship for is for him to become the third of a pre-existing canon relationship between his ex and a different mentally ill poor little meow meow, while also wanting him to specifically stay far far away from his ex wife, I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
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AN: Another fic request, this time from @azriona. This is my first time writing these three together (and I haven’t written any proper Clintasha in ages), so I hope it works. Prompt in bold. Requests are still open. Join my tag list here.
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Summary: There were always going to be some issues being in a throuple, especially with a certain Clint Barton and Bucky Barnes, but Natasha knows exactly how to get them to behave. But first she needs to be caffeinated.
Relationship: Clint Barton x Bucky Barnes x Natasha Romanov
WC: 1.3k
Tags: Established relationship, domestic fluff, suggestive language, suggestive content, petnames, implied Sub Clint Barton, implied Dom Natasha Romanov, implied Switch Bucky Barnes, Chaotic Clint Barton, Coffee, Nat PoV,
Most days, if you asked her directly, Nat would say there weren’t any downsides to being part of a throuple made up entirely of spies/ex-assassins. Their home had state of the art security, there were weapons stashed everywhere, just in case, and they all knew exactly how to deal with each other's PTSD, because they all had it. And the sex – God, the sex! However, at this moment in time, tired, aching and recovering from a solo mission that had only let her return in the early hours, she could identify a rather significant issue.
It wasn’t that she’d had to wade through a bathroom floor of discarded clothes before she’d been able to brush her teeth last night and nor was it that she’d had to find a space to wedge herself into when she’d made it to their enormous bed. No, it was the fact that, having dragged herself up at a sensible time so she could actually enjoy some time with her two loves, the coffee pot was empty. Not only was it empty, the canister of grounds contained only the ghost of coffee and there were no spare bags of beans in the cupboard. With a scowl marring her delicate features, she left the kitchen in search of her pair of caffeine thieves.
It was easy enough to find them, the shouts and squeals coming from the lounge indicating that the pair of them were in high spirits, and Nat knew what she was going to see even before she crossed the threshold. They were half on, half off the sofa, Clint held in a headlock with Bucky’s right arm, while being tickled under his ribs with his left. While Clint turned pink with laughter, Bucky grinned with mischievous determination. Nat found herself smiling along, despite her annoyance, as she leant against the door frame.
“Uncle! Uncle!” Clint cried, ineffectually pulling at Bucky’s bicep. Here was a man who’d stalked the streets of New York, and other parts of the world, as the feared Ronin, and he couldn’t get out of a simple headlock. Admittedly, it was a headlock from a super soldier, but it wasn’t as though Bucky was acting much like a deadly assassin in this scenario. Not only was he not actually putting that much effort in, the look on his face said he was more like a house cat than guard dog. It was just as Clint started the theatrical gagging noises that Nat decided to intervene.
“Well, the pair of you certainly look well rested,” she teased as she pushed off the door frame and glided across the carpet. Her two lovers jumped back from each other, startled by her silent approach. Clint was immediately on his feet.
“Natty,” he rasped, immediately catching her up in his arms and pressing his face into her stomach.
“Hey, Золотце моё,” she smiled back, ruffling the golden mop on Clint’s head as he staggered back over to the sofa and sat down. Nat let herself flop backwards, her head and shoulder landing on Bucky’s lap. She looked up into his twinkling grey eyes.
“Лисичка,” he smirked, his fingers moving straight to her fox-red hair to stroke through it. In return, she blew him a kiss.
“Медвежонок.” She knew how much he usually griped at the childish endearment and today was no exception.
“‘M not that cuddly,” Bucky replied with a scowl that made laughter bubble up Nat’s throat and even made Clint lift his face away from her navel.
“Not true, babe,” he stated, looking directly at Bucky. “You were so cuddly last night. A proper Bucky-bear.”
Bucky halted his petting of Nat’s hair with a muffled growl and crossed his arms across his chest with a pout; Nat thought it was somehow cuter from upside down. However, she couldn’t allow herself to be distracted – she was still annoyed after all, and had to let her boys know it.
Lifting her left arm up to behind her head, she started to rub the palm up and down Bucky’s inner thigh. At the same time she moved her left foot to a similar place on Clint. Both men dragged in sharp breaths at the same time. “Did you miss me, boys? I missed you.”
“God, so much,” Clint gasped, even as Bucky answered more coolly.
“Of course we did, Наталия.”
With a coy smile, she inched her hand and foot further up towards their respective targets. “I hope you had fun without me though.” Her foot reached its goal and with a flex and a little pressure, Clint was letting his head roll back on the couch with a groan.
Above her, Bucky chuckled, his hands coming down to brush over her collarbone and upper chest. “We did. I rode him until he cried. You would have enjoyed watching it.”
“M-maybe w-we can re… re-create it,” Clint stammered out.
“Mmm,” Nat purred. “Sounds good. We could totally do that, or…” she trailed off dramatically, knowing she had their full attention. Clint lifted his head back up to watch her, while Bucky started to gnaw at his bottom lip.
“Or what, Дорогая?”
“Yeah, Natty. What?”
Without a single change in her expression, Nat leapt back to her feet, brushing imaginary specks of dust from her clothes. “Or maybe I’ll go meet Wanda at that café she likes.” She grinned internally at the confusion on her lover’s faces. “I am feeling rather under-caffeinated.” The moment realisation dawned was priceless. Both of them turned their heads to look at the two discarded, empty mugs on the coffee table and then turned back to her, eyes wide, expressions horrified.
“Oh shit,” Clint murmured, while Bucky jumped to his own feet, horror turning to pleading on his face. Nat bit on her lip to stop from giggling at how his semi-hard cock bobbed around in his sweats.
“Don’t be like that, Зайчик,” Bucky begged, but Nat just raised her eyebrows at him, leaving him floundering even more. “You wouldn’t just leave us like this?” He gesticulated down at his own crotch and over at Clint’s that hadn’t flagged in the slightest during this exchange.
"You know I will,” she answered with a pointed look. “That's what you get for taking the last cup of coffee."
She spun on her heel, smirking at the cries that followed her.
“We’ll make it up to you, baby. I swear.” A glance over her shoulder revealed Clint kneeling on the floor, like he was praying to a deity.
Raising her hand, Nat tapped her index finger against her lips. “I’ll tell you what; if, when I get back from seeing Wanda, the cupboard is restocked, the bathroom is cleaned and the bedroom straightened, then I’ll let the pair of you get washed and prepped for me. I’ve got a lot of tension from the last few days to work out.”
Clint shuffled forward at speed, wrapping his arms around her legs and pressing in close, while Bucky crossed the space between them in two strides, to cup her face in his left hand.
“Нам жаль, дорогая. We’ll put it all to rights. Обещание.”
Nat turned her head to nip at the heel of his palm, before disentangling herself from Clint’s limbs. “See that you do. I’ll be about an hour, refreshed and full of energy. Make sure you’re ready for me to use it for the right purposes.”
Clint saluted her from his place on the floor. “Squeaky clean, Ma’am.”
“We’ll be ready and waiting,” Bucky added, a soft heat in his eyes. “I’ll make sure your puppy is waiting for you.”
With a kiss to each of their cheeks, she waggled her fingers in farewell, already planning what she was going to do to the pair of them on her return. They were her good boys really – they just needed to be reminded of their place.
Chat I was having an “I WANNA WRITE AND POST IT” moment but I stepped back from what I was gonna do and realized I was going to write Winterwidowhawk sex whilst they are still covered in blood what the fuck am I doing with my life
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OK so I know I'm late and this bingo was supposed to be finished January 31st, but I really wanted to blackout and fill all the squares for the @marvelrarepairevents bingo so this masterpost is coming a bit late. Even though it was a bit exhausting I had an amazing time with writing all of these. Thank you SO MUCH to anyone who takes the time to read them—I hope you enjoy doing so as much as I enjoyed writing them!
Many thanks also to @tinysugacube for her grammatical prowess, as well as to Marvin for his official seal of approval as they helped sculpt and shape almost all of the fics I posted for this event. Any mistakes are wholy my own.
You can find all of these fics collected under my Rev's Marvel Rare Pair Bingo 2025 Fills series on AO3, but I've also described them briefly below.
💚 = Rated G
💛 = Rated T
🧡 = Rated M
❤️ = Rated E
Going Off Script (A Poolverine Sestina) 💛
Logan/Wade. 400 Words.
Square(s): G3: Crack Treated Seriously and O5: Codependency
Summary: The sestina Disney doesn’t want you to read. (LISTEN I’M JUST SAYING THEY TOTALLY FUCKED IN THE ODYSSEY.)
who needs to go to sleep (when i've got you next to me?) ❤️
Bucky/Clint. 1,744 Words.
Square(s): B5: Aphrodisiacs
Summary: Plot Not Found. Enjoy a sex marathon between Bucky and Clint instead.
in vobis veritas (in you there is truth) 💛
Bucky/Clint. 343 Words.
Square(s): N2: [Bucky]-centric and O4: Caretaking
Summary: A love letter from Bucky to Clint in the form of a sestina.
that would be enough (the fact that you're alive is a miracle) 💛
Bucky/Clint. 870 Words.
Square(s): N3: Free Space and O1: Tattoos
Summary: “There are some things we might never heal from—hell, I know there are things I can never forgive myself for, and I know that similarly there are things in your past that you may never come to terms with. No confession could absolve us of all our sins, but speaking aloud that which haunts us nevertheless eases our burdens. You’re the one who taught me that.”
After a nightmare, the simple routine of an early morning walk reminds Clint and Bucky that they are each other’s anchor.
not the life i expected (but i can't bring myself to regret it) 💛
Alexei/Melina. 489 Words.
Square(s): G5: Bonding
Summary: When the Winter Soldier neglected to kill the Starks, it caused a ripple effect over the ensuing years that included the collapse of Hydra. With no further instructions from the Red Room, Alexei and Melina decide to lean in to the unexpected gift of family and move from Ohio to Massachusetts, starting the journey to build something real.
Part of a series but can be read as an isolated oneshot.
our love is deeper than memory 💛
Bucky/Clint. 4,216 Words.
Square(s): N1: Flower Crowns
Summary: Our memories make us who we are. Can love survive without them?
Bucky opened the unfamiliar journal and found a note in his own handwriting: This is your life now.
‘til forever falls apart (i had the best time falling into love) 💛
Bucky/Clint/Natasha. 7,670 Words. (For now. This is a WIP!)
Square(s): N5: Fairy Tales and I5: Birthday
Summary: It wasn't that Bucky didn't like magic. He liked magic just fine. It was a natural part of the universe, the same as water or fire. But at the same time, magic sucked sometimes. Like when your house flooded or got set on fire, or your fairy guardian’s bestie needed someone who was immune to truth spells to marry his charge before his 21st birthday so that the kingdom wouldn't fall into the hands of a madman, and wouldn't you know that immunity to truth spells was the protection Bucky had been gifted with as a baby.
AKA a WinterWidowHawk arranged marriage AU.
a temporary speed bump (failure brings you freedom) 💚
Bucky/Clint. 121 Words.
Square(s): O2: Neighbors
Summary: A love letter from Bucky to Clint in the form of a sonnet.
In which Peter is the last to know (again) 💚
Tony/Rhodey/Pepper 714 Words.
Square(s): B1: Getting Caught
Summary: "Peter didn’t notice when he was in a relationship.” Tony shook his head. “We should have known that he didn’t know about ours.”
“How long are you going to hold that over my head?” Peter grumbled.
“Oh, only for the rest of your life.”
or
Peter walks in on his parents in the kitchen. But not exactly the way he expected.
the devil loves a little drama (i just came to fuck) ❤️
Bucky/Clint/Natasha. 608 Words.
Square(s): I4: seduction and G5: face sitting
Summary: With only a few months to go before Clint’s coronation, the whole castle is busy, especially Clint’s new husband Bucky, who previously lived his entire life on his family’s farm. After a day of lessons from Clint’s childhood friend Natasha, with whom they have both been closer, the three share a night together.
A standalone PWP oneshot within ’til forever falls apart (i had the best time falling into love)
finding home with you (and you) 💚
Bucky/Clint/Natasha. 1,089 Words.
Square(s): B3: And they were roommates! and I1: Developing Relationship
Summary: A small peek into the life Bucky, Clint, and Natasha are building together.
all i need to get by (hey baby, i think i wanna marry you) 💛
Tony/Rhodey/Pepper. 1,839 Words.
Square(s): N4: Confessions
Summary: After meeting Clint's new husband, Tony reflects on the origins of his own unconventional marriage.
A standalone oneshot set within ’til forever falls apart (i had the best time falling into love) centering different characters from the protagonists of the main story in the series.
show me what this life is for (i won’t run away this time) 💛
Bucky/Sam & Loki/Mobius. 8,670 Words.
Square(s): B4: Pining
Summary: Loki got bored. Sylvie was in a betting mood. Mobius was feeling romantic. Chaos ensues.
OR
Trapped in a 72-hour time loop of Hydra’s takedown, Sam and Bucky get stuck on repeat. Each reset of their strange, shared purgatory brings them closer, and gives them a chance to prevent disaster, to learn, to heal, and maybe even to fall in love.
Falcon & The White Wolf 💛
Bucky/Sam. 6,463 Words.
Square(s): I3: Summoning
Summary: Sam Wilson made a deal with a devil and had resigned himself to paying the price—until said devil made the mistake of giving him someone new to live for. Freedom is a foreign concept, and the healing process is slow, but Bucky and Sam have long since proved to themselves and each other that together they can make it through anything, even if it means facing their fears—both of the wizard who kept them prisoner, and of the love each shares for the other.
OR
A fantasy AU where Sam has wings, Bucky can shapeshift, and they both have a bone to pick with the wizard who made both their dreams and their nightmares come true.
never enough (i had the time of my life) 💛
Bucky/Sam. 6,463 Words.
Square(s): O3: Rivalry
Summary: Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson, two attorneys at Stark & Potts LLP, have hated each other since they both started at the firm two years ago. That is, until—after a drunken one-night stand—they find that they cannot go back to the way things were before.
who knows what the future holds? (i wanna see you with laughter lines) 💛
Bucky/Clint. 1,313 Words.
Square(s): G1: Mute Character and G2: Time Travel
Summary: When what should have been a routine reconnaissance mission goes awry, Bucky and Clint find themselves lost in another world, another time with only a mysterious woman called “The Doctor” as their guide through the multiverse.