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Happy Birthday Karl May, Happy Birthday Scharlih! <3

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Will Winnetou publish a book?

No, but Karl May.

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Charlie: Hello, nice day.

Winnetou: *turns around* Sorry, that's my sister.

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We need Winnetou&Old Shatterhand imagines,don't we? :D

leahberman

palette, death valley

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Old Shatterhand, writing his memoirs: Just in case there are kids reading this, I will keep it G-rated... Even though it wasn't

blueberrymlm

cowboy bfs 🐎🌈

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Does this need an explanation

Reading about Old Death is like "how the f*ck did Karl May write a Clint Eastwood character a bunch of years before Clint Eastwood was even born let alone became famous"

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maonethedwarf

Winnetou is too precious for this world. Old Shatterhand always talks about him like he’s a super model or something, you never see him go into such description about anyone else, EVEN WOMEN. It’s just all “My Winnetou has better hair than YOU DO”

Yeah, Lex is too macho for that lol, he’d be like “PLEASE, CALL ME SHATTERHAND ;D You’d be surprised what those hands can do in bed, darlin’”

I bet this tough image is only what they do when they travel with others, but the moment they go to sleep, they probably cuddle like two teenagers in love and just wake up earlier than others so their little image isn’t ruined XD

dreaminofpoison

But Shatterhand is right. Winnetou IS a supermodel. God in our world he would rule literally every business. Fashion, acting, modeling maybe even singing though I can’t really imagine that xD

I bet as soon as his babe would say such thing he’d call him Charlie all the way just to have his hands on him *—-*

And after the rough sex comes the cuddle session for the rest of the night *-*

maonethedwarf

OooOh, bruh, if you had a skype, we’d have some heated conversations about Winnetou, lemme tell ya lol.

Rough sex, with a couple of tiny lil moans that occassionaly escape :’D

dreaminofpoison

HAHAHAHA I do have Skype for you information :D

Can you imagine how Winnetou try’s so desperately to stay quite but he just can’t help it because Shatterhand is just TOO GOOD

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Oh god I want this. Oldie calling W Darling getting called Sharlih, hot loving in secret, Yes!

Sun's out, guns out

Basically like every western ever.

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One half of my otp: *dies*

Me: it’s funny how you think dying is going to get you out of this ship

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Winnetou?

He is beauty, he is grace, he will stab you in the face.

- Old Shatterhand about Winnetou

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leehanji

No one will notice we’re gone…

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Not W/OS but I can imagine them doing that. And Stucky is one of my other OTPs

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treat yourself like you would treat your favorite character

runningwolf62

As a fanfiction author I think this is a bad idea.

forced-pun-on-my-fandoms

As a writer in general I think this is a bad idea

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Ghostwritten by Karlchen probably.

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Enemies to “ugh I can’t believe I’m saving your life” to “ugh we have to work together or the world ends but it’s not like I like you or anything” to “oh we actually connect pretty well but that doesn’t mean anything” to “I would die for you but don’t read too much into it” to “I’ll kill anyone who lays a finger on you” to Lovers.

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It's not an Incorrect Winnetou quote but it could be

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Not W/OS related but sweet

I'm thinking of making a compilation of the times Old Shatterhand punched someone in the Winnetou movies and calling it "the best Oldie hits".

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