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made entirely from my brain, google images, and my third grade-level photoshop skills, i present to you all: wings valentines for your enjoyment and personal use!
if you use these in anything, tag me! i’d love to see exactly what you’ve done with these!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
I KNOW I KNOW I HAVENT UPDATED IN FOREVER IM SORRY BUT HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
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Linda: You know, Paul, I'm glad that we're just keeping this anniversary simple this year.
Paul: Haha, me too! *frantically waves off marching band*
made entirely from my brain, google images, and my third grade-level photoshop skills, i present to you all: wings valentines for your enjoyment and personal use!
if you use these in anything, tag me! i’d love to see exactly what you’ve done with these!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Linda: happy new year's eve babe
Paul: happy new year's eve to you too, love
Paul and Linda: *kissing*
Heather, wearing a party hat and eating birthday cake: ew gross mom dad why do you have to do this in front of me on my BIRTHDAY
My 2018 Tumblr Top 10
1). 454 notes - 20 August 2018
Music Critics: Okay, educate us now why Linda has to be in your band. Paul: You don’t have all the facts. Music Critics: Which...
2). 403 notes - 28 October 2018
Paul McCartney and his dog Martha (1968)
3). 210 notes - 22 September 2018
Linda: babe? happy one year. Paul: Paul: Paul: Paul: I'm twenty sev-
4). 199 notes - 07 October 2018
Paul: LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS! Paul: not you Linda, you're an angel and I'm delighted you're here.
5). 197 notes - 24 September 2018
Linda: Now, here's Paul with the weather Paul, holding up his and Linda's eldest child: I thought you said "Heather"
6). 167 notes - 25 September 2018
Linda: *does anything* Paul:
7). 157 notes - 16 August 2018
Kidnapper, on the phone: We have your son. Linda: *looks at James playing 2 feet away from her* No you don't, he's right...
8). 146 notes - 12 August 2018
Linda: What do you normally do while I’m gone? Paul: *tearing up* Wait for you to get back.
9). 134 notes - 24 September 2018
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDA!!!!! 💕🎂🎉🎁🎈🎊👐
10). 124 notes - 01 November 2018
Linda: What should I be for Halloween this year? Paul: My girlfriend ;) Linda: Linda: Paul we’ve been married for three years
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Today’s Paul McCartney of the day is:
mary chrysler
help her
Paul and Linda: *standing in a doorway and looking up*
Paul: oh no, mistletoe! ;)
Linda: well, I guess you know what that means ;)
Paul and Linda: *start making out*
Denny: this is the fifth time you've done this today did you guys decorate the studio for this specific purpose
Paul: *holding piece of paper in front of him* this is my list of what I want for Christmas
Paul: *clearing throat* aheM
Paul: *reading list* twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping, nine la-
Paul: wait shoot that's my list of what I'm getting Linda
McCartney kids: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Paul: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Linda, driving: WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME
Denny: It hurts my Denny’s apple
Linda: For the last time, it is not named after each individual man
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Denny: Hey, Geoff, what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes daytrogen.
Geoff: I’m going to bed.
Paul: Good nitrogen.
Linda: Sleep tightrogen.
Jimmy: Don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen.
Denny Laine: what time is it?
Paul McCartney: I dunno, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Paul: *BLASTS the saxophone*
Denny Seiwell: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Paul: It’s 2 am
I’m the cool dad, that’s my thang.
Paul at some point
Linda: Okay, please, I am just asking you, please, the band’s gonna be staying here for Christmas. Overnight. Could we PLEASE not run naked down the hall singing “Wonderful Christmastime”?
Linda: *stares at Paul* I’m looking at you.
Paul: I only do it because people have come to expect it.
'Linda' spelled backwards is 'Adnil', which translates to 'perfection' in a language I just made up.
paul, probably
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Listen, I know a lot of y'all might be leaving tumblr but I don’t think this blog is going anywhere. I’m gathering quotes as we speak, actually. What I wanna know is how many of you would still be here to see it
(Basically hi I’m still here I hope you didn’t forget meeeeeee, and I hope you won’t abondon me either)
Linda: *comes home and sees Paul wrapped up in Christmas lights* Um, honey, what are you doing?
Paul: Hey, Lin. Want some Christmas cheer?
Linda: You’re tangled in the lights, aren’t you?
Paul: Help.
