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started 11/12/23 ✨
a collection of incorrect quotes + blurbs surrounding the redheads.
both sfw and nsfw.
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Misplaced Lens Cap
d e v o n
Jules of Nature
wallacepolsom
DEAR READER
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hello vonnie
Game of Thrones Daily
Show & Tell

Origami Around
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

izzy's playlists!
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Discoholic 🪩
will byers stan first human second

blake kathryn
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started 11/12/23 ✨
a collection of incorrect quotes + blurbs surrounding the redheads.
both sfw and nsfw.
see tags for incorrect quotes.
blurbs masterlist:

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vision: hey, guys? can i get some dating advice?
clint and reader, both having been kicked out their homes for pranking laura and nat: just because we are married doesn’t mean we know how we did it.
nat and supersoldier!reader on an undercover mission:
nat: this is an extremely high-profile mission, we are doing this by the book, i cannot have you terrorizing them.
reader: i would never!
nat: or threatening to tear his arms off if he calls me pretty.
reader: that happened one time.
nat: or hanging him from a window if he stares at my boobs.
reader: i solemnly promise that the man's feet will remain firmly on the ground.
[the avengers sitting around, sharing stories.]
natasha: once i had a crush on someone and i didn't know how to handle it, so i filled their car with heart shaped confetti.
thor: woah.
reader: that’s so funny! once i went to my car and it was filled with heart shaped confetti!
natasha: how fun! i have to go dig my grave, bye.
wanda to reader after getting shown tiktok by the boys: and if you're gonna call me 'wife', make sure you put 'needy' in front of it.
wanda, walking away: my way, my way or the- are you coming?

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maria: can we talk about that message you sent to the entirety of shield?
reader: it was a critical update.
maria: it just said "i miss nat".
reader: the people needed to know.
natasha, wearing a very dark grey instead of black:
reader: i see you're busting out the spring colors.
billy, crying: mama! i’m sleepy!
wanda: you cannot go to bed without finishing your homework!
tommy, wailing and turning to reader: please! help us!
reader from the other side of the kitchen table, sensing wanda’s glare on them: i’m sorry kiddo, last time i saved you from doing homework we all had to write sentences.
reader: are you blushing?
natasha: what? no.
reader: did i get the totally stoic nat to BLUSH??
natasha: it’s because it's cold.
reader: so it's the cold and not because i said "i love you and your adorable face"?
natasha, blushing harder:
natasha: can you stop being sarcastic for one moment?
reader: i’m not sarcastic, i’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.
natasha:
reader: i’m sleeping on the couch, i suppose.
natasha: looks like you’re intelligent after all!

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reader: hey, you know that i love you so much right?
natasha: oh my god, what did you do now?
reader: ...what do you mean? all i did was compliment you because you're an amazing person.
natasha: exactly. what did you do?
reader:
reader: i may have accidentally punched alexei in the face.
natasha: YOU WHAT?!
reader: yeah i know i’m sorry i-
natasha: no, don't be sorry, that's incredible news!
reader: i-babe?
natasha, muttering: that liar got fucking one upped, didn't he? let’s see how stuck up he sounds now.
[the avengers are outside playing team sports]
steve: hey, are you upset that you're not on wanda and nat’s team?
reader: are you serious? have you ever seen them play?
meanwhile natasha, shouting at clint: FASTER, COME ON!
wanda: DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT FASTER MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST! COME ON!
reader: if my girlfriend thinks she can just bat her cute little eyes at me and get whatever she wants, she's absolutely right.
tony, confused and concerned: wanda just asked you to kill a man?
peter, in tears: i saw you with natasha yesterday, holding hands.
reader: it's not what it looks like-
peter: YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER!
reader: BECAUSE I'M DATING HER!
peter: no best-friend-feelings?
reader: no, just love love. like i’m married to her type of love.
peter: ok...i’m still your best friend?
reader: yeah, course.
peter and reader hugging:
natasha, pepper, wanda and maria watching from the kitchen: what the-
reader: hey, did you change the wifi password?
natasha: oh yeah. now it’s the best moment of our lives, babe.
reader, typing: huh. didn't work though?
natasha: did you capitalize the 'w' in wedding?
reader, quickly erasing 'natasha buying that black lingerie set': yes, yes you're right.

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natasha: i have excellent observation skills. i am the black widow.
natasha: i can determine a person's character and emotions from a single glance-
clint: y/n is in love with you.
natasha: WHAT.
steve: cut nat some slack, y/n, she's in love!
reader: that's not really my problem-
steve: she’s in love with you!
reader: oh.
reader: i will not deny that brings me in the loop a little.