"Hold On While I Try To Think Of A Good Quote"

Andalusite: Mr. president I'm gonna nuke your office.

Tigers eye: Mom freaked out 'cause I told her I never drink water, so now she's making me drink eight glasses a day. It's like, there's water in soda, there's water in coffee, there's little pools of water on pizza.

Zircon: I failed my safety course today.

Zircon [txt]: I'm sorry, but can you please change your FUCKING name

Andalusite [txt]: I hate horses.

Hematite: What's this in your car?

Hematite [singing]: I've been getting money where the fuck you been?

Graphite [txt]: Hey, lets play a game. Type an animal that starts with the last letter of the one above you. For example, someone posts hawk, then you post kangaroo, then another person posts osprey. I start.

Lbro: you can’t spell “pleasant” without “ant”

Hematite: Cat, do you know what's going on?

Halite: What are you gonna bring to Christmas dinner?

Zircon: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Lighting Ridge Black Opal: Don't panic! I'm in charge!

Hematite: Cat is driving me nuts right now!

Hello this is your captain speaking. If you look out to the left you’ll see, your mom! LMAOOOO owned. Now let’s fly this piece of shit.

Snowflake Obsidian: What are you doing?

Labradorite: I lose everything! I even lost my glasses!