Apr 12, 2017
Hematite: *drops something* Oh, fuck me.
Zircon: I’m trying.
Hematite: What?
Zircon: What?
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Hematite: *drops something* Oh, fuck me.
Zircon: I’m trying.
Hematite: What?
Zircon: What?
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I should’ve just accepted I’d like the depressed one with scruffy hair.
Zircon, deadpanning
Zircon: Me and Tremolite have been texting. Check it out.
Hematite: [reading text] “New phone who dis.”
Zircon: The stars are beautiful tonight.
Agate: Yeah.
Zircon: You know what else is beautiful?
Agate and Zircon in unison: Hematite.
Agate:
Zircon:
The stars: That's a bit gay
Love you, cutie pie. Sorry. I'll think of a better one than 'cutie pie'. You're my angel... dust. Sorry, that's a drug.
Zircon, to Hematite
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Zircon: I hear the mountains of Germany are adequate.
Hematite: I love you, but your solution to every problem is to live in a mountain.
Zircon: ... I love you too.
Zircon: [sees bee on Hem’s arm]
Zircon: “Uh oh”
Zircon: [rolls up a newspaper]
Zircon: “Babe… Stay still..”
Zircon: (Using newspaper as a megaphone) THERE’S A FUCKING BEE ON YOU
Cat: “Hem, Can we get Mcdonalds?”
Hem: “No Cat, Zircon made us a nice dinner at home.”
Cat wiping away tears: “I fucking hate this family”