TOBI AND DEIDARA SAID...

Deidara: Can everything you do be about me forever? Tobi: I write your name when I test a pen.

Deidara: I heard people are shipping us. Tobi: To WHERE?!

Deidara: What is the stupidest thing we've done together? Tobi: We hooked up once when we were in— Deidara: No, we didn't. Tobi: Deidara: No, we didn't. Also, how dare you? If we did hook up, you're gonna say that's the stupidest thing you've ever done? Bitch.

Obito: How many grams of protein are in a kiss from your beautiful boyfriend?

Deidara: So, I liked Tobi a lot more than I originally planned.

Obito: I'm STRAIGHT. Deidara: You were not yesterday.

Tobi: Why do sexy people—likeyouandme—have to go through so much? Tobi: It's not fair. Deidara:

Deidara: I don't like being mean, but I don't mind it either.

Tobi: Making breakfast for my beautiful senpai. Deidara, from the other room: Who the hell is burning down the kitchen?

Obito: I'm sorry. Deidara: For? Obito: For taking so long to realize it's you. Obito: It's always been you. Obito: It'll always be you. Obito: It's never not been you. It's never been anyone but you.

Deidara: Did talking about it help or make it worse? Obito: It helped. Deidara: All right. Deidara: Pinky promise? Obito: Pinky promise. Deidara: I love you. Obito: I love you too.

Deidara: What else are you good at? Deidara: Other than annoying the hell out of me. Tobi: I can color.

Tobi: Damn, I wanna fuck. Deidara: Me? Deidara: Or, like, in general. Tobi: Bruh? I'm talking to you. Deidara: Hey, it could have been a thought out loud. I don't know.

Tobi: Yo. Tobi: Unsleep me at 6. Deidara: What? Tobi: Unsleep me when it's 6. Deidara: Just say wake you up at 6. Deidara: Fucking dumbass.

Tobi: Science is fake. They say the sun is the hottest thing, but obviously, it's you. Deidara: Don't diss my homie science.