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Carlos: You are by far the most jealous man I know.

Jannik: So you know other men…

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Jess: So you would rather die than admit you like Iga?

Coco: YES!

Jess: Well, that's healthy.

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Taylor: Look, from the outside I know it seems like I have everything together-

Tommy: No, not really.

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(Skipping stones on the water)

Jannik: It's such a beautiful evening. Carlos, whispering: Take that you fucking lake.

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Everyone: Sascha won? Sascha Zverev?! This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.

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Novak: Well played. I underestimated you.

Lorenzo: Thank you. Most people do.

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Carlos: We are a great team because we are different.

Emma: True. I am always right, and you are always wrong.

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Jannik: I'm not helping you.

Novak: Why not? Is it because I once betrayed you?

Jannik: Yes! It was our last interaction!

#incorrect quotes #jannik sinner #novak djokovic

Felix: It's just that you can be a bit judgmental at times.

Arthur: What a stupid thing to say. Name one time I've been judgemental!

Felix:

Arthur:

Arthur: Oh, I see. Mere seconds ago.

#incorrect quotes #felix auger aliassime #arthur fils

[ATP standing around a broken coffee machine]

Novak: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Carlos: …I did it. I broke it.

Novak: No, no you didn't. Flavio?

Flavio: Don't look at me. Look at Daniil.

Daniil: What?! I didn't break it!

Flavio: Huh, that's weird. How did you know it was broken?

Daniil: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Flavio: Suspicious…

Daniil: No it's not!

Andrey: If it matters, probably not, but Arthur was the last one to use it.

Arthur: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Felix: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Arthur: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Felix!

Carlos: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Novak.

Novak: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone: ...

Daniil: Nole, Jannik’s been awfully quiet.

Jannik: REALLY!?

[Everyone starts arguing]

Novak, later on: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each others throats with war paint on their faces.

Novak: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Carlos: We can make this work! We're Romeo and Juliet!

Jannik: It didn't work for Romeo and Juliet. That play ends in a tragic double suicide.

Carlos: That's how it ends??? Why do people like it so much?

#incorrect quotes #sincaraz

Novak, after his match with Joao: Kids are horrible, why do people keep making them?

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Aryna: Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea-

Iga: Those are never comforting words coming from you.

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Carlos: Things could be worse, you know.

Jannik: How?

Carlos: How what?

Jannik: How could they be worse?

Carlos: They couldn't. I lied.

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Flavio: I turned out perfectly fine.

Carlos: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Flavio: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

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Lorenzo: I figure if I'm gonna be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess.

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Jannik: Look, I know you think my judgment is clouded just because I'm kind of into Carlos.

Darren: Kind of? You doodled your wedding invitations here, look, 'Jannik and Carlos Forever'!

Jannik: That's actually our joint tombstone.

Darren: …My mistake.

#incorrect quotes #sincaraz

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