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The Band’s Visit Characters as Troubled Birds

Papi:

Julia:

Haled:

Telephone Guy:

Zelger:

Sammy:

Simon & Camal:

Anna:

Itzik:

Avrum:

Iris:

tewfiq:

Dina:

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Waiter: What can I get you?

Julia: A chocolate milkshake with two straws, please.

Papi, blushing: Aw, Julia–-

Julia, sticking both straws into her mouth: Watch how fast I can drink this.

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Iris: Ever since the visiting band members taught my father Stan Twitter Language, he’s been going around talking like that.

Avrum: Oof sis the callout. The tea is scorching.

Iris, weeping: Please stop.

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Papi, vibrating slightly because he had too much caffeine: Everything in the world is my fault

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Well, well, well, if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up real bad.

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i know the context for this gif but like

if you’re not familiar with the band’s visit it legitimately looks like haled is suffering from unrequited love for papi

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Papi: What the heck? People actually tell their crushes they like them?

Haled: What the hell do you do?

Papi: I die? What kinda question-

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papi: welcome to nowhere, with a b :)

haled: where’s the b?

papi: THERE’S A BEE?

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Itzik: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Iris: What if you didn’t?

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Haled: Papi, now that we’re friends, I’ve decided to make you my new project.

Papi: ....You really don’t have to do that.

Haled: I know.

Haled: That’s what makes me so nice.

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Itzik: You’re a musician? I am too.

Itzik: I’m going to play a song for you right now.

Itzik: It’s called ‘My Life So Far’.

Itzik: [takes a deep breath and strums a chord]

Itzik: [screams]

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Julia: Wow, you have a great fashion sense! I love your outfit.

Dina: Thanks, I dress well to distract myself from the fact that my life is falling apart!

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Anna: What are you staring at?

Zelger, pointing to Papi: He’s been tying his shoes for the past five minutes.

Anna: I don’t think he knows how.

Zelger: He’s crying.

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Dina: I’m bisexual.

Papi: I thought you were Israeli.

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Itzik: They call me a loser, and delusional, and Itzik—

Itzik: The last one is just my name but it’s the WAY they say it.

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tbv fanbook

i know i mentioned this a while back, but i haven’t forgotten ! i’m creating a HUGE fanbook/scrapbook for the band’s visit, full of art and letters showing the cast and crew how much we love the show. the book will be hand delivered at stagedoor of their last performance. whether you’re submitting art or a message to the cast, please use my submit here.

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Happiness? Sounds fake but okay.

Literally everyone in The Band’s Visit at some point

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