Historically Accurate Soulcalibur Quotes

Yun-seong: Was it two days ago, when you sent Raphael... like, to hell? Siegfried: I didn’t send him to hell. I didn’t send anyone to hell. Yun-seong: No, no, no, ‘cause that guy over there said you sent Raphael to hell. He said he saw it. Siegfried: Who said it? Who said it? Yun-seong: I don’t— Siegfried: The guy over there? Yun-seong: No. Siegfried: I didn’t send anyone to hell. Yun-seong: No, it’s – I just – that’s what we heard. Sophitia: You know how rumors are. Yun-seong: That’s what we heard, that you sent him to hell and then he came back and that’s why he was all sunburned. Siegfried, with angry sarcasm: Yeah, that’s what happens in HELL, is you get sunburned. You get sunburned in hell. It’s HELL, where famously the SUN is, deep underground. Yun-seong: Well, it’d be like a burn. Siegfried: Like a BURN? Like he would get BURNED? That’s not what happens in hell! Hell is a dark forest where your dad opens his rib cage and invites you to dance! Yoshimitsu: Siegfried. Sophitia: Hey, buddy. Yoshimitsu: Hey, my man. Now, I got no problem with you going off on this kid. Siegfried: *laughs*

Maxi: Well, sounds like you know what you're about, Conduit. Conduit: I don't, actually, how'd you pick that up?

Ivy: Alright, I have a math problem for you. There are seven baby birds in a tree when their mother and father come back. How many birds are in the tree now? Sophitia: *starts crying* Ivy: Why are you crying? Sophitia: I’m sorry, I can’t focus on math right now! I’m just so happy the bird family was reunited!

Tira: A farmer down the road got killed in his barn by a pitchfork. Happened a little over a week ago. Pyrrha: They catch the guy yet? Tira: Nope, I'm still at large.

"I don't feel so good...Why are all my limbs slack? Why can't I move my eyes? Why can't I move my mouth?? Is this an internal monologue? ...I can't see the end of the horizon – HATSUNE MIKU?! Is that you?!" —Original timeline Cassandra in Astral Chaos

[Xianghua is showing Kilik jiu-jitsu] Kilik, clasping her arms: Now, let me see. Um, let me do it to you. Xianghua: *smiling* Kilik: First of all, I um, I pull this down. *pulls her jacket down her shoulders* Now I do this. Then I hold you close! Xianghua: Closer. Kilik: I beg your pardon? Xianghua, breathless: Closer. Close as you can. Kilik: Oh, yes. Now what do I do? Xianghua: Don't you know? Kilik: Kilik: Of course! Now I apply the leverage! *YEET*

Raphael: Do you do that because you are a demon, like they say? Siegfried: Oh good, you speak English. The next two minutes are going to be really important for you. Raphael: What are you doing—? Siegfried: You have some really important decisions to make, and the first decision you should really consider is conceding prior to the match, because I'm not going to hold back. Those lunatics over there, the malfested? They love my ass. They LOVE me. Raphael: I found that very concerning. I don't enjoy being here, like— Siegfried: You have probably about 90 seconds to concede and you really gotta think it through because what's gonna happen is this... Siegfried: *inhales* I can't guarantee what's gonna happen to you. There's no promise for your safety, there's no promise for anything. Raphael: I feel like you're psyching me out right now. Siegfried: It's not psyching out. I'm doing the KINDEST thing I've ever done right now. About 60 seconds left. You really should concede. If you're not going to concede, what do you want me to tell your family?

Raphael: Are you some dark winged messenger from beyond? Tell me, monster - tell me truly... shall I ever again hold that radiant maiden whom the angels call Amy? Tira: How the hell should I know? What am I, a fortune teller?

Sophitia: Since this promises to be a most dire and stressful evening, I suggest we form a calming circle. Cassandra: I AM CALM!!

Conduit, to Grøh: Listen, you know I love confrontation. Grøh: Right? I get that, I love it. Conduit: But I wanna be gentle when I say this, and because I think that I have been a raging bitch very recently. And it has caused some problems. Natalie: Do you mean 10 seconds ago? Conduit: I'm gonna be gentle. Grøh: Mmhmm. Conduit, voice cracking: Do you have something that you wanna do that's not the group? Grøh: Oh my god, are you gonna fucking cry? Conduit, enunciating: No. Grøh: Whew, good. Look— Conduit: *LOUD SOBBING*

Natsu: Here. I got you something. Lexia: What is it? Natsu: It's a new handbag. Leixia: This isn't a handbag, this is a clutch. Natsu: A what? Leixia: Ugh. A handbag is a versatile bag that you can carry every day. It goes with any outfit. It's practical! Wearable! Leixia: This is a clutch. It's a strapless bag that is clutched in the hand. It's an evening bag! For a fancy night out, like a night at the opera. Not that you ever take me to the opera... Natsu: Fine.

Tira: Sorry I’ve been so inactive, I was at the circus. Sophitia: You mean at home? Tira: In the future you will stand at the grave of the gods, which I dug, weeping, and I will be the only creature you will be able to answer to. You will beg for death, but due to what you said today, I will deprive you of that luxury.