bungou stray dogs//soukoku

Dazai: Look, I'd consider myself a realist, alright, but in philosophical terms, I'm what's called a pessimist. Chuuya: Okay, what's that mean? Dazai: It means I'm bad at parties. Chuuya: You ain't great outside of parties either.

Dazai: Do you think it's too late for us to get romantically involved? Chuuya, holding a gun: I think a little.

Dazai: everyday a woman cries i kill myself out of respect. Chuuya: Instead of helping her you make it about yourself

Dazai, looking at Chuuya without his hat: Huh. I was just wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don't show.

Chuuya: Oh come on Dazai. No soft spot for the one person who slept with you sober?

Teenage!Dazai: I hate you. Kouyou: It's fine, I won't take it personally. I'm letting you express. Teenage!Chuuya: I hate you too. Kouyou: Open a window! Open a window, I cannot breathe!

Mori, over intercom to Dazai and Chuuya: Could the ugly, untalented gays please report to my office?

Chuuya: literacy is a prison. once u learn to read u can't just stop doing it. if u see words ur gonna read them. i hate that. oppressive

Chuuya: I find I can catch more flies with honey. Dazai: I always thought your tongue darted out.

Oda: Are you telling me that all those years that you put dish water in his coffee and changed his lip balm for glue stick and called him a cow, you were flirting? Dazai: What, no good?

Chuuya: I really value when people use violence for me, It's actually one of my love languages.

Dazai: He's got those crazy killer eyes, like Chuuya at three in the morning. Kunikida: Please don't tell that story again.

Dazai: I knew you’d come through for me. You always do. Chuuya: Well, you said, ‘Trust me.’ Dazai: And you did.

Chuuya, about Dazai: i miss you sooo much and i pray to god i never see you or hear from you ever again

Chuuya, to Dazai: Shirase betraying me, that hurt, because Shirase I loved with all my heart, and this is just business.