Incorrect Quotes From Senyuu

Ros, internally: I'd run over to help and be really scared to lose you

Lake: Cut a grape almost in half and put it in the microwave. Sweet ozone fumes.

Crea: So what you’re saying is we need to get a microwave of split grapes to the atmosphere then start it to refill the ozone layer?

Elf: Interesting tidbit about this - ozone is only important in the stratosphere. In the troposphere, it actually acts as a greenhouse gas, plus it’s toxic. I don’t really remember why though, but it has something to do with UV.

Alf: Correct. Stratospheric ozone acts as a barrier from radiation coming from the sun, whereas troposphere ozone acts more as a blanket keeping the heat that is radiating back off the earth inside the atmosphere.

Ruki: … So what you’re saying is we need to launch a bunch of microwaves filled with grapes to the stratosphere?

Ros: “The Gang Solves Global Warming”

Alba: How much sleep are you getting?

Ros: Who broke it?

Ros: I’m not mad. I just want to know

[awkward silence]

Alba: I did. I broke it

Ros: No. No, you didn’t. Elf?

Elf: Don’t look at me. Look at Alf

Alf: What? I didn’t break it

Elf: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Alf: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken

Elf: Suspicious

Alf: No, it’s not!

Lake: If it matters - probably not - But Crea was the last one to use it

Crea: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Lake: Oh, really? Then, what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Crea: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everybody knows that, Lake!

Alba: Okay, okay. Let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ros.

Ros: No! Who broke it?

Alf: Ros, Salt’s been awfully quiet

Salt: Really?

[incoherent shouting]

Ros, to the camera: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it

Ros: I predict, ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick

Salt: Uh...neat.

(later)

Salt, lying face down on a bed: I can't believe I said "neat", Crea. Neat. I said neat! It's the goddamned 21st century, nobody says neat anymore! But I said it anyway. Wanna know why? Because I'm a huge loser.

Crea: Hey, don't beat yourself up over it. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember when Shii-tan and Alba confessed to me?

Salt: Didn't you...thank them?

Alf: You thought you just did something here, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Ros: *shows card* Ace of spades!

Ruki: *throws Uno card* Card +4, I change it to green!

Crea: *shows a Pokemon card* Pikachu, I choose you!

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Alf: He's gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice

Alba: he found out I‘m married.

Crea: But…. You are married to eachother.

Ruki: What? What are you talking about?

Crea: Don't you carry one in your bag?

Ruki: Have you ever met a human girl?

[later]

Crea: Do you carry your hair dryer in your bag?

Crea: Yup, I get called that a lot.

Ruki: A genius?