Jun 16, 2020
Salt: Okay I asked Sensei how long until all the continents form into one big continent again, and he said like 80-150 million years, and I said “so if I take enough gummy vitamins I may be able to see it” and he got really quiet for a whole minute and looked really confused and I think he thought I meant it oh my go d
Salt: What is it about me that makes it so easy to believe I’m a dumbass.
Salt: Is my delivery just that good?
Lake: I think he just thinks you’re physically capable of achieving it through gummy bears alone.
Salt: You’re right. He wasn’t confused. He saw the truth of what I said and was afraid.
