incorrect sanders sides quote

Okay so I may have run with this line of thought and created a swap au—

“At least you’ll die doing what you love; Walking into danger.”

“Here’s some cookies and some very bad news!”

“I have forgotten everything I’ve ever learned.”

“Let me keep that promise.”

“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.”

“Why am I always the funniest when no one is around to hear it?”

“Can you stay still for the next 20 minutes? No, I’m not drawing you.”

“Oh no, I feel bad- SYKE, no I don’t.”

“Next problem… we might die.”

“Wow, that was a great comeback.”

“Who is running this thing?!”

“You are aware that walls aren’t people, right?”

“Hey, go fill up your human needs.”

“Yeah, keep making jokes. That’ll win the war.”

“Yeah, I can see how hiding behind a rock is a much better strategy.”

“I think… everyone deserves a chance to prove themselves.”

“I can’t help that I’m curious.”

“I know you. You’re a terrible person. But as the judge here, I will look at you in the unbiased way you don’t deserve.”

“The mountains are calling and I must skedaddle.

“Who says ‘nincompoop’?!”

“Things fascinate me. Why wouldn’t they, when you stop to give them thought?”

“Are you always so easily convinced?”

“Look, it’s difficult for me to isolate what I hate about you the most because there is so much to hate.”

“That’s an order. Obey.”

“Look, I don’t want to swear but; What. The frick!”

“As the most amazing person in the room, I’ll gladly accept that.”

“Now power down, sass robot.”

“The art of not being an idiot is extremely challenging for me.”

“That’s troubling.”

this has been mentioned many times before, but its always fun to imagine logan and deceit bonding over the fact that they alone lie in possession of thomas’s brain cells

deceit: remus shaved off his eyebrows this morning.

logan: that’s nice. roman tried to open a can of corn with a sword and stabbed a hole through our kitchen table.

logan shows deceit his book full of stupid things that the others have said to him and deceit goes absolutely feral

deceit: HE DID NOT. NO.

logan, solemnly: he did

deceit: there is NO WAY that thomas asked you if fire was on the periodic table

logan and remus actually bond over medical documentaries and true crime shows; remus likes them because they are oftentimes 1) gross, and 2) disturbing. logan is fascinated by the science of medicine and the human psyche.

sometimes, when logan’s too worked up to function properly during an argument, remus will just,,, remus his way into the convo

logan: if you cut me off one more time, I’ll – I’ll –

deceit, nudging remus and muttering under his breath: go on

remus, at full volume: HE’LL RIP YOUR ARM OFF AND STAB YOU TO DEATH WITH THE BONE FRAGMENTS

logan: … 

roman: … holy shit

logan comes to the “dark” sides near tears after a particularly frustrating conversation full of being spoken over and remus comes up with like 15 new threats on the spot 

He visits his brother and Deceit because even if what Deceit says to him are lies, they make him feel good and Ro lives for that Validation ™️

Remus is his brother, so he does spend time with him and often they get into very creative battles. I.e. Roman will go at him with his sword and Remus does like weird shit to retaliate like changing the sword into a giant snake or like a cactus so it pokes Roman's hands

Him and Deceit have fucking dramatic vent sessions about each of their Sides. Like Roman complains that he is under appreciated and tells him how sensible the others are sometimes. And Deceit waxes eloquent on how much of a fucking gremlin Roman's brother is and that he wishes he had picked Roman instead of Remus. (One of the true-er things he's said. Sometimes Snake boi needs a break from the nasty trash Goblin)

Remus and Roman have create-offs, where they try to outdo each other in the weird things their Creativeness can make.

Deceit will sit their and listen to Roman talk about the other sides wistfully, because Thomas appreciates them and not him. So, he kinda jelly but living vicariously through Roman's sharing stories.

Roman will sit and listen to stuff Deceit tells him about Remus, because even though he is a nasty Trash Goblin, its his brother and he worries and misses him but his pride won't let him voice that.

Sometimes comes there after a day of being unappreciated or held back to mope and Deceit and Remus allow it because they know what it is like to be hindered by Thomas and the Light Sides.

Deceit and him share style tips and watch fashion shows, trash talking about the ridiculous outfits. Remus sometimes joins in, but mostly just is in a corner drawing on a wall with blood or something.

IF YOU FIND ANY EXPIRED/ROTTING FOOD IN YOUR SCHOOL YOU TAKE IT TO THE PRINCIPAL AND DEMAND THAT THE FOOD BE REPLACED FOR HEALTH CODE VIOLATIONS. IF THEY REFUSE TAKE THE EXPIRED FOOD TO THE SCHOOL DISTRICT AND THREATEN TO CALL THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT. 

My mother did this when I told her our school was serving expired milk- it hadn’t even turned yet, it was only a few days older than the expiration date and the school GOT IN TROUBLE with the school district. After that they NEVER served expired foods again because the health department came down HARD on their asses. As an establishment providing food, they are required BY LAW (In America at least) to uphold proper health code violations. The school and even the school district CAN be sued if their food is proven to be unhealthy to consume and they do nothing about it. 

First, they had salad, which looks like what happens when you get those pre-made salad mixes from the supermarket. Not bad, right? WRONG. The stuff looked like someone left the bag open in a fridge and the lettuce was basically sludge by the time it got to our trays. The dressing was supposedly ranch, but was chunky and smelled like...i don't even have a description, but it was vomit inducing.

Then, there was the pizza. The safest option, it was like ellios pizza that was left out on a counter to thaw and then placed on the lunch plate last week.

On some fridays we got an option of nachos. The chips were fine. No salt, so kind of flavorless but whatever. The chees sauce though? Gosh. It was all congealed and then once you managed to mush it into an almost liquid, it smelled like someone's feet had been in sneakers for the past thirty years, running a marathon across the sahara and then they cooled off the feet in a swamp.

The milk was always questionable. Sometimes there would be spots of some black colored mold on the bottom of the cardboard box. Other times the milk would be frozen solid and still others, it would emit a questionable smell that made you wonder if it was just the cardboard or the milk.

The juice was the safest option, though for some unforseen reason, bottles weren't okay, they had to put them in something akin to an apple sauce container with a plastic film you had to pierce with a flimsy half assed capri sun straw they probably found in the recycling bin.

On the rare occassion you were given the option of a burger, the burger would be shrivled up and sometimes off color. The bread was stale, the cheese looked like it gained sentience and the sad little dollop of ketchup you put on it seemed to look up in horror as you put the stale bun over it.

"Dessert" was worse. Yes "dessert", in quotation marks, because i don't know if it should be called that.

Safest option was a rice krispies treat that spent way too much time out of the wrapper.

Worst option was the pudding. It looked like it should be chocolate. It was brown at least, but often chunky and more often just tasted all sorts of wrong.

The "cake" was horrendous as well. Again like the bread it was stale. Not "left out for an hour" stale, or "we forgot to put the cake away yesterday" stale, but I mean it had been there for an indeterminate amount of time. The frosting was tooth breaking and the cake didn't have any specific flavor except vaquely sweet and musty like an attic.

Either way, yes to the above suggestion of bringing the evidence. I wasn't smart enough at the time to do so. But, if you or a loved one are currently suffering from school food that might appear to be able to kill you, then bring the abomination to a superintendant or the school district council or whatever.

>> “You’re made of patchwork, aren’t you? Because even when that anxiety courses through your mind and tears you appart, you never let it win. You sew yourself back together and keep fighting.”

I’m sorry but I paused badly on Dee and-

Like if he's having trouble with figuring out a puzzle, does he just kinda.

"Oh, COME ON Logan, you're better than this!"

Or if he can't quite come up with a new idea for a video, does he just.

"Roman, buddy, I know you're tired, but we gotta do this, bud."

Or if he's feeling overly sentimental or is uber happy, does he.

"Patton, pal, buddy, chill out for a sec, would ya?"

Or if he's feeling extra skittish or jumpy, does he talk to Virge, like.

"Virgil, it's fine, you can lay off for a sec, no need to add to the tension."

Cuz, I, a viewer, do that ALL THE TIME. It helps me think past issues, and comprehend my own feelings. If I'm having a panic attack, I kinda tell my inner Virgil that everything is okay, I'm not in any danger, and he can relax.

If I'm extra nervous I say stuff like, "Hey, Robynn, you good?"

Extra aggressive, "Dayne, dude, sit down."

Slurring my words, acting dumb: "Shawn, put the controls down, honey."

My mom thinks I'm talking to myself. And so does everyone else. Usually meant to be an internal dialogue, but sometimes outloud, while trying to draw and failing, I'll just:

"Roman, you b***h, hunker down and help for a second here! I AM LITERALLY DRAWING GARBAGE!"

Or if I am trying to do numbers for work and I'm mixing them up, I'll be all:

"Logan, buddy, friend, why are you like this?"