INCORRECT SHERLOCK QUOTES

Sherlock: Are you sure?

John: Yes!

Sherlock: You did.

John: But did you listen?

Sherlock: No.

John: Do you ever listen?

Sherlock: No.

John: Are you listening now?

Eurus: Knife to the throat.

Sherlock: Gun to the back.

Mycroft: Poison in his cup.

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1. Favorite book?

As a Sherlock blog, I feel like I’m supposed to say Sherlock Holmes! But truthfully, the Harry Potter series will always hold a special place in my heart.

2. Would you spray-paint anything onto the side of an old, abandoned building and what would it be?

If I didn’t get into any trouble I would!  I think I’d spray paint something like a sunflower.  Brighten someone’s day, hopefully.

3. Fav. quote from any fandom you’re in?

“Anderson, don’t talk out loud.  You lower the IQ of the whole street.” -Sherlock Holmes

4. What kind of apocalypse?

If I had to pick, I would say zombie?  

5. How would you kill someone, if you could get away with it?

Oh, I would hate to get dirty.  Maybe poison?

6. 5 songs you like?

Oh boy, this means I’m gonna expose myself.

-Streets of Whiterun- Skyrim OST (yes I still play Skyrim leave me alone)

-Death of a Bachelor- Panic! at the Disco

-Believer- Imagine Dragons

-I’m Not Sorry- Dean ft. Eric Bellinger (guilty pleasure tbh)

-Not Today- BTS 

(please don’t drag me maybe I like kpop)

7. Best ‘Keep calm and __________’ thing you’ve seen?

Keep calm and finish him.  I don’t know why it made me giggle when I first saw it, but it did.

8. Any character you like, a good quote from them (pls mention what fandom)

Well, I already did a Sherlock quote, so...

“That’s a 10-gallon hat on a 20-gallon head.” - Raylan Givens

from the series Justified!

9. Do you pronounce caramel caramel or caramel?

caramel :D

10. How much did the last question annoy you?

only a little!

11. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

like 10 wood?

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My questions:

1) What’s your favorite dessert food?

2) Which historical figure would you want to have dinner with?

3) What’s the first three songs that come on your shuffle?

4) What’s your favorite season? 

5) Who’s your favorite fictional character?

6) Cake or pie?

7) Which is a prettier sound to you: violin or piano?

8) If you could learn any three languages on the spot, what would you learn?

9) Which fictional character’s death hurt you the most?

10) If you could live anywhere, fictional or not, where would you live?

John: Her answering machine?

Lestrade: That’s genius!

Sherlock: Thanks, George.

Sherlock: Mm-hm, tell me about it.

Lestrade: I murdered Anderson last night.

Sherlock: Right.

Lestrade: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can’t stop murdering.

Sherlock: What?

Sherlock: Who do-

[little girl puts her hand up]

Sherlock: What? IT'S 2017