#starchman

Jeff: *giving his presentation in English class* Jeff: If Romeo had just cried on Juliet's corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison right then, they would have been fine. Jeff: So the moral of Romeo and Juliet is: always take time to cry for a few hours before making important decisions. [Mr. Starchman loudly applauds, tears streaming down his face.]

Mr. Starchman: I'm just trying to maintain my swagful whimsy and optimism... Mr. Starchman: In the face of an anti-whimsy society...

Mr. Starchman: Might I point out, that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it, then DIED Max: Exactly how I would go out....