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Sarah: Ooh, said with the confidence of a man who has his hand stuck in the cookie jar... in a cookie factory... and his pants are down. And they're on fire.

Ratbeard: We get it.

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oh god i’m so sorry for not posting very much lately lol i have had a lot going on and honestly have not been on tumblr very much. i assure you i have NOT abandoned this blog! just got other stuff on my plate at the moment. as always submissions are greatly appreciated and i will check them periodically

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The crew, sitting in silence on the ship:

Monkey King: did you know that even with seatbelts people die all the time in shipwrecks? i thought that was interesting

#pirate101 #p101 #pitty #incorrect quotes #monkey king #source: that looney toons comic where they are all sitting in the car and tom says this #i was gonna draw this instead but i dont have the energy for that rn and i need everyone to see this anyway #so maybe ill do that another time

Hawkules: You.. You want me to-

Monkey King: I want you to go into the pudding.

Hawkules:

Monkey King: What's so hard t- (picks up a stick)

Monkey King: PUT YOUR HANDS (taps the bowl repeatedly)

Monkey King: IN THE PUDDING

Hawkules: I..

(Everyone else is behind the camera, just barely holding it together.)

#pirate101 #p101 #pitty #incorrect quotes #hawkules #monkey king #source: good mythical morning #submitted by anonymous #submitted quotes #ohdamnitsaweasel thanks for da source the original submitter didnt include it and google wasnt very helpful lol

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#pirate101 #p101 #pitty #incorrect quotes #textpost edit #el toro #hiiii sorry i kinda fell off my normal schedule and forgot i had this blog lol #but im gonna try and get back into the swing of things so i will be cranking more posts out in the coming days

Bonnie Anne: I told you not to wear it in the shower.

The Pirate, holding a soggy Burger King crown: I don't need a lecture right now.

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Ratbeard: I may be a fucking idiot, but at least I can understand Donald Duck.

Monkey King: Like... verbally or emotionally?

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That wasn't very cash money of you.

Captain Avery

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The Pirate: What skyway are we in, anyway?

Ratbeard: I don't know, this entire area is uncharted.

Bonnie Anne: It is NOT uncharted, you used the map as a placemat and spilt tomato sauce on it.

#pirate101 #p101 #pitty #incorrect quotes #ratbeard #bonnie anne #the pirate #source: futurama #took some creative liberties with this one but i personally think i just made it more in character

I have glamorous calves and a miserable fucking life.

Catbeard

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