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this is queued to post a bit after the last quote i have in the queue, just to notify any followers that it's run out. i will still be accepting submissions to post and eh, maybe ill add my own quotes every once in a while, who knows. it's been a fun ride caring for this blog, and thanks to everyone who's followed it!
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Deedee: Tom, get the fucking lighter out of my face, I can't see shit.
Deedee: I don't care if "my eyes are glowing" and "humans can't do that", turn off the fucking lighter and stop screaming, you idiot.
Tom: It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh...I feel sorry for you.
ASTRO: I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.
Tom: I've never heard you laugh before.
ASTRO: I've never heard you say anything funny.
Emmet: Hello, people who don't live in my house.
Deedee: Sup.
Baby: Hi!
April: Hey!
Tom: How's it going?
Emmet: I gave you guys keys for emergency use only.
April: It is an emergency. You're the only one who has ice cream.
Maegan: Your future self will hate you for the decisions you make today.
Deedee, pouring coffee into a can of soup: Bold of you to assume my current self doesn't hate me right now.
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Baby: [Eating a cinnamon roll]
April: Cannibalism.
Baby: [Confused chewing noises]
Emmet: You know what's amazing?
Deedee: What?
Emmet: Pineapple on pizza.
Deedee: It’s funny how some people are afraid of you for the whole being gay thing when that is the most monstrous sentence I have ever heard you say.
everything from this point on is gonna be queued, and then i wont be adding any more quotes myself. i may still post submissions if i receive any
Deedee: No longer going to pursue a career! I'd like to be a rock, thanks.
Maegan: Metamorphic or igneous?
April: Neither, Dwayne the.
ASTRO: Are you mad?
Maegan: No.
ASTRO: So sharpening daggers at 2 AM is just a hobby?
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April: When I get murdered, can you make sure I'm an unsolved case?
Emmet: What?
April: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Emmet: Can we go back to the part where you said "When I get murdered"?
Maegan: Are you okay?
Deedee: Yeah, I'm fine.
Maegan: What does 'fine' mean?
Deedee: It means I’m perfectly content but also wouldn’t mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.
Tom: Good news! I've successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes!
Emmet: So, does anyone have any healthy stress outlets?
Baby: Screaming.
April: Murder.
Tom: Vigilante cosplay.
Deedee: Running away from my problems.
ASTRO: Ecoterrorism.
Emmet: ...okay, so we've got screaming...
Baby: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Deedee: I'm more into dark humor.
[Baby turns off the lights.]
Baby: So the joke goes-
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Tom: April can't be good at everything. Maybe she's a bad kisser.
Deedee: No, she's good at that too.
Tom: What?
Deedee: What?
Emmet: You're late.
April: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Emmet: Overslept?
April: Overslept.