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I often wonder how many people have been killed with the guns I've sold. I hope one day I'm killed with a Spacer's Choice gun.

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Captain: What crimes have you committed?
Phineas: Would you like a list Alphabetically or chronologically?
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Vicar Max: But listen, you would consider me a pretty methodical person, wouldn’t you?
Ellie: Oh, yeah, like a serial killer.
Vicar Max: Serial killer. I like that, I like that. It’s a little bit of an exaggeration, but I see your point.
Ellie: Yeah.
Vicar Max: And I like it.
Chairman Rockwell: You know what? I think you’re full of shit. I think I could walk out, and you wouldn’t do anything. I think you’re bluffing.
Captain: Oh, you think I’m bluffing? Then bluff this. Nyoka, hurt somebody!
Nyoka: [stabs the Captain]
Captain: No, you’re supposed to hurt one of them! You hurt one of them!
Nyoka: My bad.
Chairman Rockwell: That is one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever seen in my life.
Captain: You can’t kill someone ‘cuz they're retired!
Chairman Rockwell: Oh, don’t give me that liberal bullshit.

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Parvati: I have something big to tell you.
Captain: You know you can say anything to me, Parvati. We’ve known each other forever and there is absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.
Parvati: I have a secret girlfriend.
Captain: You’re dead to me.
Felix: Hello, I’m Felix Millstone.
Vicar Max: The answer to a question I never asked.
Ellie: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You’re a virgin that can’t drive.
Felix: That was way harsh, Ellie.
Captain: Don’t forget to lift with your legs, Nyoka.
Nyoka: I know how to lift, jackass. I’ve been carrying this team the entire time I’ve been here.
Vicar Max: Did you know I also collect books?
Captain: Really?
Vicar Max: Yes, I’m a man of limited interests.

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Felix: You like me? You like my personality?
Captain: I was surprised, too.
Parvati: This may come as a shock, but I’m not very good at talking to girls…
Captain: Why, is there someone you are good at talking to?
Nyoka: You scoundrel, is that brandy?
Felix: Oh no, just water.
Nyoka: Water? Oh, I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
Captain: If elected chairman, my first act will be to kill the lot of you, and burn your board to cinders!
Chairman Rockwell: The mic’s on.
Captain: I know it’s on!
Ellie: Felix, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.
Felix:

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Graham: My strength is as the strength of ten because my heart is pure.
Vicar Max: My strength will be the strength of eleven if you don’t shut up.
Ellie: Teamwork is overrated. Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And what’s all this crap I’ve been hearing about tolerance?
Vicar Max: Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.