The Gods' Gift To Man

Blight: Where did you get the tutu?

Ninetails: Clothesline.

Kai: They had a fight.

Kemu: Then why are they holding hands?

Waka: I’m aware of that.

Issun: But then you and I had some time together.

Waka: Uh-huh.

Sen: I think we can be evil. As a treat.

Ryo: We?

Dr. Bluebeard: I must say, in my day we didn’t talk that way to our elders.

Orochi: But do you offer evil dental?

Yami: Of course??

Yami: I said it was extremely good evil workplace benefits, and that is the bare minimum smh. All of my henchman have dental. If some “hero” comes in and punches one of your teeth out while you’re guarding my lair or any of its many nefarious secrets, I will ensure you get seen by one of the finest dentists money can buy.

Orochi: Excellent, I look forward to working with your evil team and being apart of your nefarious schemes and plots

Amaterasu: Dog food doesn't taste like meat tbh

Susano: It was a critical update

Amaterasu: It just says “still eternally and irrevocably in love with Kushi”

Waka: No

Issun: Better luck tomorrow

Issun and Waka: you have us!