Be your worst self!

Damien: Yeah, just trust me

Oz: *deep breath* …ok

Damien: *seductively bites lip*

Principal Giant Spider:  Why is it whenever something happens, it’s always you four?

Vicky:  What happened to my first wife?

Brian:  You know, I find it odd that you never mentioned Valerie was your little sister.

Liam:  What IS fun to fight through?

Damien:  I’m not a mind-reader, Scott.  But they better not be getting all chummy and talking about which one of us is better in bed.

Scott:  They’re girls.  They don’t talk about stuff like that.

(Meanwhile…)

Vicky:  Scott’s better at sex, Damien’s better at foreplay.

Amira:  Hey, Scott is GREAT at foreplay.  He just takes the “play” part literally, so you have to embrace all of his games.  "Nooks and crannies.“  "Upsy-daisies.”

Vicky:  "Who’s in there?“  Followed by "What’s in there?”

Amira:  "Mr. Peep tries on hats.“

Brian: ok

Damien: and make out during the scary parts 

Brian: th

Brian: the scary parts

Futurama references rock!

Liam: Actually no, I was more impressed by the contents of my hankerchief the last time I blew my nose.

Interdimensional Prince: Yeah, like hell! You’ve probably got little pictures of me in your locker, haven’t you? I’ll bet you get all girly and giggly every time you look at me!

Polly: Should I bring out my toilet wine?

Vera: How hurt would you be if I gave you the honest answer, which is “no, I’d rather french kiss a skunk.”

Polly: *grinning* So would I!

Vera: …

All: Hi, Polly.