Marinette (to Chloé): Can you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
Chloé: What does claustrophobic mean?
Adrien: It means she's afraid of Santa Claus.
Chloé: Ho ho ho!
Adrien: Stop it, Chloé, you're scaring her!
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Marinette (to Chloé): Can you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
Chloé: What does claustrophobic mean?
Adrien: It means she's afraid of Santa Claus.
Chloé: Ho ho ho!
Adrien: Stop it, Chloé, you're scaring her!

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happy october 3rd! (special thanks to @solomonsolstarbuck for the screenshots!!)
Incorrect Miraculous Ladybug Quotes turned 1 yesterday!
Hey, your blog is too funny, so just wanted to ask if it's okay to draw comics based on your posts?
!!!!!! of course!!!!! please message me with a link if you do, i’d love to reblog it here!!! :’)
Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping!
Marinette to Lila, about Adrien

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Okay. I’m going to picture Chat Noir without his personality. Whoa, Chat Noir might be hot.
Ladybug, probably
Lila: Are you calling me a liar?
Ladybug: I ain't calling you a truther!
This is my boyfriend Nino, and this is Nino's boyfriend Adrien.
Alya, introducing her friends
Chloé: Could you keep it down? I'm trying to think!
Alya: Don't worry, trying anything for the first time is hard.
Chat Noir: You like me? You like my personality?
Ladybug: I was surprised, too.

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Plagg (to Ladybug): No, no, no, no, no, no! You can't come in here. Adrien is naked!
Ladybug: What?!
Adrien: What?!
Plagg: I couldn't say that I was naked because I'm always naked.
Adrien: Why does anyone have to be naked?
Mayor Bourgeois: I'm not like a regular dad, I'm a cool dad. Right Chloé?
Chloé: Please stop talking.
M. Agreste: Don't worry, Adrien. My dreams were shattered years ago.
Adrien: How many years ago?
M. Agreste: How old are you?
Adrien: You don't smell that?
Nino: I don't smell anything.
Adrien: That's because you don't have the Super Smeller!
Nino: Okay, you gotta stop calling your nose the Super Smeller. If you want to nickname a body part, nickname your butt, dude. Call it the Tight-Bouncer or the Hexagon.
It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.
Ladybug, to Chat Noir

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Kim: And, um, and here's another problem. Alya said that Marinette likes pretty guys.
Adrien: Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?
Nino: He's very pretty!
Nathanaël: He's a gorgeous guy.
Kim: I...I just wasn't sure. I didn't know.
So am I kicked out of the fandom yet or…? (x)
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