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Etho: Help me settle a bet. If you had to choose between Bdubs and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take?
Doc: That depends, how much money are we talking?
Bdubs: Doc.
Etho: Sixty-two cents.
Doc: I’ll take the money.
Bdubs: DOC.
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Xisuma: I’m asking you if you know the difference between right and wrong.
Joe: I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So, either I’m God, or truth is relative. And in either case, booyah.
Xisuma: Oh! Interesting. It’s just the average person has a much harder time saying “booyah” to moral relativism.
Judge: How do you plead?
Scar: [looks at Grian]
Grian: [mouths “not guilty”]
Scar: hot milky
Grian: Just lock him up.
Zelk: What should I get at IHOP?
Spifey: Pancake combo
Vurb: Sucked dry
Skeppy: Killed
Zelk: Alright.
Joe: Where’s Jevin?
Cleo: He ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
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Techno: I’m sorry, can you make him stop doing that weird thing with his face?
TapL: Crying?
Sapnap: o shit let me call you back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Beef: This is horrible. This is the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to me.
Keralis: Really? Even more embarrassing than--
Beef: Let’s not do this.
TapL: Awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. Explanation?
Skeppy: You said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Doc: I never brag.
Bdubs: You once called your face proof of God’s existence.
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Tommy, during a vlog: I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe’s bitch right now.
Skeppy, to Bad: Well, one of us has to be wrong, and it’s not gonna be me.
Impulse: I’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days, so I’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Impulse: [bites into a dirt block]
Impulse: This isn’t a bagel.
Sapnap: Why’re there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
Dream: You decided you wanted to name them and keep them as pets.
Spifey: So I was just driving and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
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Xisuma: So the rules thus far are “don’t be late” and “don’t be absent from the meeting,” unless you are absent because of circumstances outside your control. If I walk in and you are not here, and I don’t know why that is the case... I will assume you are dead. We will hold a brief service in your memory and then continue on, as we know you would want.
Tommy: I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed