Jonathan: it’s all about honour, blood, and integrity with you, isn’t it Eddie?
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Jonathan: it’s all about honour, blood, and integrity with you, isn’t it Eddie?

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Julian: I love you
Caitlyn: what did you do
Julian: do I have to have done something to say I love you?
Caitlyn:
Julian:
Julian: fine, you’re right, I accidentally gave Barry caffeinated coffee
Julian: what happened to you?
Barry: I dozed off at full speed
Clark: if I had a nickel for every time I accidentally befriended a billionaire with a literally deadly ex I’d have two nickels
Clark: which isn’t a lot, but it’s strange it happened twice
Hal: Why has Lime Green become an evil color? It seems like a disproportionate amount of villains wear it
Oliver: we’re literally both green, genius
Hal: not lime green!
Oliver: *deep sigh*

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Superman: You may want to reconsider your dating habits, Bruce
Superman: the last person I knew who dated dangerous women ended up becoming a supervillain
Superman: You need to stop collecting kids, Bruce
Batman: In my defense at least two of them adopted themselves
Batman: and Stephenie isn’t even mine! She just acts like she is!
Constantine: Every time I’m about to do something stupid I ask myself “would Zee be mad at me for this?”
Constantine: Then I realize she’d already be mad at me for being in that situation in the first place
Chloe: the amount of times Luthors have nearly died from their own infighting is astounding
Lex: All I’m saying is that we should be concerned about leaving one man to hold that much power completely unchecked
Lex: But does anyone think about my logic? No!
Kon: Maybe because you’re a supervillain?
Lex: Shut up I’m monologuing

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Superman: I’m blaming any negative traits Conner exhibits on his Luthor genes instead of the fact that he’s a teenager
Lex: I’m not certain what my type is, but so far it’s proven hazardous to my health
Red Hood: the first rule of Fight Club is don’t talk about Fight Club
Batman: Jason, this is a League meeting
Clint (in the hospital): I’m doing great! They let me graduate from jello to gelato!
Lex: *looking at the Talon’s light bill*
Lex: Lana, what are you doing over there?

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#alternatively he’s turning himself in because his ‘friends’ are being annoying
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
The real reason the Dork Squad doesn’t have sleepovers:
Jonathan: Good night, Ed. Good night, Jervis. Good night, monsters only I can see.
Edward and Jervis: O.O
93 notes • Posted 2021-06-02 13:08:14 GMT
#4
Chromedome: Is Brainstorm ok? He’s been awful quiet lately.
*loud crash in distance*
Perceptor (not looking up): He’s fine.
115 notes • Posted 2021-03-29 21:21:31 GMT
#3
Damian: I hear Two-face is tearing the sewers apart.
Jason: Why would he do that?
Dick: It’s not exactly his MO...
Bruce: Isn’t it obvious? He lost his coin down the grate.
141 notes • Posted 2021-04-23 19:01:03 GMT
#2
Megatron: I have seven blank data pads and no idea what to use them for. Any suggestions?
Rodimus: Love poems for Ultra Magnus!
Megatron: I am taking suggestions from anyone but you.
Drift: Love poems for Ultra Magnus.
Megatron: I am taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Ultra Magnus: Love poems for Ultra Magnus?
Megatron:
Megatron: Fine.
145 notes • Posted 2021-03-28 21:20:57 GMT
#1
Ratchet: You’re all idiots. Except Drift; Drift is alright.
Drift: *has a post it note with the word dumb stuck to his forehelm*
Ratchet:
Ratchet: Youknow what? I’m leaving. There are plenty of other medics on this ship.
—LATER—
Ultra Magnus: There has been an exodus of medics from the Lost Light so now the closest thing we have is Megatron.
Whirl (in background): I KNOW FIRST AID!
Rodimus: I’d rather trust Megs.
Ultra Magnus: In summary, we have no fully trained medics, the third in command left with Ratchet, and for some reason the bridge is on fire.
Ultra Magnus: Surely nothing else could go wrong.
*explosion in distance*
Whirl: Brainstorm is still here.
Rodimus: We’re doomed.
169 notes • Posted 2021-03-30 21:20:32 GMT
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Nightwing: we’re not going that way, I already had to text the police Commissioner to tell him we’re gonna be late!