jansens journal

Jansen, sweating: One fear.

Jansen: *starts to shuffle them*

Jansen, upside down in a chair: Do you think stars have feelings?

Jansen, sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table: START THE BOAT!

Tolten: ...Now that's just hurtful.

Seth: Last week he said, "Did you know the wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?" Instead of saying, "Shut up, Jansen" I said, "Okay".

Jansen, pushing past both of them: After me.

Seth: It's not that complicated.

Jansen: Why should the child go first? I’m far larger. And hungrier.

Jansen: That's how it ends? Why do people like it so much?

Seth: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally run over to your house and smack you.

Sarah: I know this, and I love you.

Kaim: Probably Jansen.

Jansen: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND...