Provided By Your Friends in Organization XIII

Axel: I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.

Kairi: Oh, yeah! She was nice to me, but she's in hell for sure.

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Saix: To be perfectly honest the first couple of people I did that to weren't you.

Sora: A car knocked you unconscious, so I lied down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin'.

Xemnas: Oh, shut up, Saix. You know I don't mean a word of it.

Vexen: You do it all the time! And you know what I end up with? Wet dreams....I heard it as soon as I said it, just leave it alone.

Xemnas: Breathe on your own time. I don't pay you to breathe.

Xion: You tell him they make a cream for that.

Vexen: Man, I'm awesome!

Sora: I'm not falling for your junk anymore. You just like saying poop that jacks with my brain.

Demyx: But I smell like garbage and you keep me!

Demyx: Neat! It would be like a trade!

Thank you for asking!

Roxas: Oh, uh, well I guess if you're giving the option, I'll kick my own ass.

Sora: What the hell is a Nobody?

Zexion: It saves time.