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Lian: As an expert on stabbing, I would have to say that would kill just about anyone.

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Zach: To kill a vampire, you have to stab them through the heart with a wooden stake.
Lian: As an expert on stabbing, I would have to say that would kill just about anyone.

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Robbie: Remember, violence is never the answer.
Lian: Of course! Violence is the question. The answer is yes.
Mar'i: Oh, you're mentally unstable? Name three colours you've dyed your hair!
Jade: There are people who sit down…they sit down and they say, “I have to do this thing I don’t want to do,” and they do the thing. They do the fucking thing. Like what the fuck is up with that?
Olivia: I’m bisexual and I’m confused. Not about being bisexual. I just don’t know what the fuck is going on.

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Mar'i: I’m gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don’t even have daddy issues.
Barry: Whatever, Iris, but if you die I will make sure that “I should have listened to my brother” is carved on your gravestone.
Tula: You…you…rude person!
Lian: Woah, Tula, go easy on him.
Diana: [staring at Bruce's coffin] Well, this is bloody grim, isn't it?
Zach: [Falls through the ceiling]
Bruce: [Not looking up from his paper] Good morning, Zach.

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Kidnappers: We have your son.
Diana: I don't have a son?
Kidnappers: Then who just spent two hours lecturing us on safety protocols?
Diana: Dear god, they have Robert.
Clark: I accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’. Turns out I’ve been reported missing for over ten years and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
Jade: Not everything is about you!
Olivia: Possibly, but you do have to admit that a majority of things are.
Olivia: I do not ‘spew profanities.’ I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
Mar'i: I’ve decided I’m no longer going to care about things I did more than a few years ago. Thats lore now, it’s my backstory. My felonies don’t matter. It’s all in the past.

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Jade: Okay, so we're all in agreement. We should ask the lizard man.
Zach: What?
Jade: The lizard man! Over there! [Points to an empty corner of the room]
Tula: Jen, sweetie... what are you on?
Jade: Some pink ones, a green one, and a tab of something called "chocolate sunshine". I really like the name. Do you like the name? [A glass beside her glows green and then explodes] Maybe I shouldn't have had that green one...
Robbie: Maybe you should get checked out in the infirmary.
Jade: [Laughs] That's nonsense! Me strong like bull! Let's go on a mission!
Zach: Uh, how about Rob and Tula go talk to Robbie's aunt and, Jade, Darling, maybe you and I should go upstairs and rest?
Jade: Wait, wait, wait! ... Are my eyes open or closed right now?
Tula: Oh my god...
[Robbie and Tula exit]
Jade: ... How about now?
Diana: [Eyeing the Titans] How many children did you say you have now?
Bruce: Biologically, legally or emotionally?