incorrect jungoo

hoseok, pulling out an uno card: +4

jungkook, whipping out a pokémon card: i choose you pikachu!

jungkook: is it the S or C in scent that’s silent?

jungkook: you left me in a walmart parking lot like, last week...?

seokjin: answer your phone

jungkook: gimme a sec i can’t find it

seokjin: okay

[fifteen minutes later]

taehyung: ...why do you like namjoon hyung?

jungkook: and i started thinking

jungkook: like it was just trying to get food

jungkook: what if i went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck

jungkook: how would i feel

jungkook: yea

jungkook: 0

seokjin: it’s basic math it’s not even that ha—

jungkook: i would give them all to you because i love you

jungkook: sure

namjoon:

namjoon: UP, jungkook.

seokjin: you always say that, but you never come grocery shopping with me.

namjoon: what?

jungkook: i want to be on buzzfeed unsolved.

jungkook: [places pot on top of jimin’s head] a thot in a pot

jimin:

jungkook: punish me