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Spades Slick: I didn’t do it for them. I did it for you, Ms. Paint. I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.

Ms. Paint: No, Slick.

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Problem Sleuth: For those of you who don’t know, I recently decided I was gonna go to therapy, just because I’ve been feeling down in the dumps, maybe I can do something to make myself feel better about this. And, uh, we were talking about stuff, and the therapist deadass said to me, like, “Oh, well one thing that we use to fix is cognitive behavioral therapy, or for short CBT.”

Pickle Inspector: Oh God.

Problem Sleuth: And I had to not-

Ace Dick: Some good old CBT.

Problem Sleuth: Just like, I had to be all like, “Alright, I guess I’m gonna use CBT to uh, to help myself.”

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Spades Slick: My parole officer just came over and said I need to go into custody. Fuck you bitch! You’re not taking me alive bitch! It’s gonna be a fucking gunshow bitch!!!

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Itchy: I always wanted a monkey, that’s one of my dreams is to own a monkey. You’re not gonna kill my dream.

Doze: I am though.

Itchy: No! You’re not!

Doze: Itchy, we will never have a monkey.

Itchy: We will have a monkey.

Doze: When you divorce me, you can get a monkey.

Itchy: Well, bye.

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Itchy: Who here does the best impression of Quarters. Everyone will perform the same scenario: Quarters eating a marshmallow for the very first time. Let the Quarters-off begin!

Trace: What is this glutinous monstrosity before me?

Sn0wman: The sugar in this is quite sweet.

Clover: Oooohh! Mmmhhh mmmh!

Itchy: That’s your Quarters impression?

Clover: I can hear him doing that!

Fin: Looks like a sticky pillow

Itchy: I don’t care for it. Classical music.

Quarters: What’s going on here? What are you doing?

Itchy: Quarters, hey. Nothing. Just eating some marshmallows Care for one?

Quarters: Marshed-mallow? *eats one* Ooooh! mmmhhh mmmh!

Clover: I knew it!

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Crowbar: I'll admit, the "yeet" thing was funny at first, but now it's just old. You need to stop.

Itchy: I'll stop when I lose my soul.

Crowbar:

Itchy:

Itchy: sO WHEN THIS BITCH EMPTY--

Crowbar: NO!

Itchy: YE E T-

Die: I’m going to jump!

Itchy: Do a flip!

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Die: I’m not really an adult, I’m more like a chicken that escaped the slaughterhouses, bought a wig at Party City, and is just trying to get by.

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Diamonds Droog: I heard the order to blow it up and I was like, yeah fair enough that makes sense. And then there was an explosion, somewhere in the manor.

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"Fucking superb you funky little Carapacian."

-Slick, about Deuce

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Spades Slick: Hey!

Problem Sleuth: Slick, what do you want?

Spades Slick: Lemme in.

Problem Sleuth: I’m not gonna let you in, Slick.

Spades Slick: It’s just me out here.

Problem Sleuth: No, it isn’t.

Spades Slick: It’s just me.

Problem Sleuth: I don’t, I have a hard time believing you.

Spades Slick: My hands are empty, it’s just me.

Problem Sleuth: What, why would you say that your hands are empty, I didn’t even ask- OH SHIT!

Spades Slick: Lemme in!

Problem Sleuth: What the fuck?!? I’m not gonna let you in now, you have a fucking gun!

Spades Slick: I’ll fucking cock it!

Problem Sleuth: You can’t cock the gun!

Spades Slick: I can cock it!

Problem Sleuth: Ok now I’m definitely not gonna let you in.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect intermission quotes #homestuck #the midnight crew #team sleuth #spades slick #problem sleuth #submission #source: kermit drop the gun #submitted by spaceacekaiju

Slick: Babe, I’m not grabbing your boob. I’m grabbing your heart.

Ms. Paint: That’s my right boob, though.

Slick: Babe.

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Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon.

Spades Slick

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Nervous Broad: I’m cold.

Hysterical Dame: here, have my jacket.

Pickle Inspector: Hey, I’m cold too.

Hearts Boxcars: What? *taking off jacket* I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now *piling scarves on Pickle* now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and *taking Slick's hat and Droog's gloves* how long have you been cold? You should’ve said something sooner!

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Biscuits: Your eyes... are eyes.

Eggs: Thanks for the clever observation?

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Die: I know you think my judgement’s clouded because I like him a little bit. Itchy: You doodled your wedding invitation. Die: No, that’s our joint tombstone. Itchy: My mistake.

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Hey do you like The Intermission? Did you read Homestuck at one point?

One of those two questions probably resulted in a yes and I sure hope it’s the former.

If you’re a fan of Homestuck or if you’ve read Homestuck before You may be vaguely aware of these black mobster carapace bastards. If you don’t know who they are…..what the fuck comic have you been reading please tell me you didn’t skip them.

Anyway

If you’re a fan of mobsters, aliens, black magic, homestuck space time bullshit, and lots of weird violence and possibly also shipping, Boy do we have a discord server for you

Our Intermission Discord Server is a server where we create new original content based off of RP’s and character interactions, along with running fun little events as we desperately try to keep this dying husk of a fandom alive. We’re always happy to have more people, and we’re always looking for new ideas and spins on The Intermission.

The pictures done above are a big art challenge the server did together for an End Of Year event from 2017, and we have so many more cool things!

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