Incredibles Trash

Lucius: That sounds… oddly specific.

Helen: That’s because it is.

Violet: What?? How could you lose Auntie Edna?

Violet: You’re a danger to society.

Helen: Alright. My eyes are hazel, I am clearly the most competent super in our group, and one time I escaped from a Thai drug lord’s car trunk by bribing him with sex.

Bob: Right idea, but you’ve got to make it less obvious—

Lucius: Her eyes are brown.

Helen, mad: Yeah, actually.

Evelyn: ooooh, how bad am I? ;)

Dash: ...fergalicious.

Violet: Dash, what did I just say?

Bob: I, personally, would love to calm down, and yet

Helen: [softly, but with a lot of feeling] fuck

Dash: no mom I already have a job it’s called being hardcore

Lucius: “you’re obsessed with yourself” and you’re not??? Sad. Tragic.

Mirage: yeah I’m beautiful but where is my mental stability???

Karen: while you were being Heterosexual, I studied The Blade

Violet: I didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

Evelyn: seven billion people on the planet and I have like 2 friends

Edna: “what the fuck” is an emotion now and it’s the only one I have

Elastigirl: I don’t know, how are you?

Dash: Heck.

Evelyn: You’re on thin fuckin’ ice.

Karen: Does family count?

Helen: Yes!